Gintama: Birthday To Weep In.

May 06, 2013 16:48

This is a small, useless drabble for the insane people who were born in May 5th.

Fandom: Gintama/Naruto/One Piece/KHR.
Characters: Hijikata, Luffy, Deidara, and Hibari.
Genre: Humor, certainly.
Summary: Of course his birthday is going to be shitty, of course.

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So apparently, he has to work even in his own birthday. It was fine by him really, if it was keeping peace and managing this weird excuse of a city, then he couldn't mind it much.

At first, it was quiet, there was nothing too fishy going around the streets. Lucky him.

But then, but fucking then, psychos arrived and his day was forever ruined.

There was this guy, probably a teenager, who laughed and laughed and laughed as he told people that he will be the next pirate king (a sea pirate? Does that even exist?)

There was also this guy, another teenager, who started beating people up because they were, as he claimed, crowding.

And then there was this asshole, a Blondie, who started blowing all over Edo up rapidly, gleefully exclaiming how beautiful (are you fucking kidding me?!) the city looked with fire spreading all over it.

Hijikata exhaled a puff of smoke, brought out his katana and charged.

Of course his birthday is going to be shitty, of course.

naruto, gintama, deidara, one piece, hibari, khr, luffy, fanfic, hijikata

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