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01) Where’d you get the shirt you're wearing?
In Marks and Spencer's. While I was at school. It's shit.
02) Who do you currently like?
I'd have preffered it if the question had been phrased "Who do you want to fuck?"
03) Do they like you?
I chose not to answer the first part of this question. It was shit.
04) Sunrise or Sunset?
I don't believe in the power and majesty so-called of sun motion. I could be equally inspired while having a wank as I could watching the sunrise playing chickflicks.
05) What time did you go to bed last night?
I don't know.
06) What woke you up?
My alarm. At 11.55.
07) What movie is in your DVD player?
The Last King of Scotland.
08) Would you kiss the last person you kissed?
Yes.
09) Last thing that pissed you off?
This fat turd on telly. "Owwld Lang Zine." Luckily, I'm sure heart disease is just round the corner for him.
10) Are you cocky?
I imagine I pretend I'm not.
11) Can you speak French?
Not really.
12) Have you ever been to Mexico?
Yes. I'd like to go. There are other places I'd rather go first though. Like Grimsby. I've always wanted to go there. It just sounds so appalling.
13) Do you make your bed daily?
No one sees my bed except me and no one has shared it with me in months. I usually wash in some way or other after I get up, therefore I see no point in keeping my bed in any kind of tidy or hygenic state. If someone wants to fuck me, I might do the sheets.
14) Your favourite movie?
I couldn't possibly chose a favourite. I'm rather fond of Imaginary Heroes and Amelie at present. Both of them cheer me up for different reasons.
15) Your favourite TV show?
I watch most things. Although I've recently developed a fetish for Janice Dickinson. So anything with her. Except that fucking gobdug with that Liverpudlian tramp. It's shit. I wouldn't watch that.
16) Single or taken?
When I read that question "aloud" in my head I imagine a divine voice commanding "You decide."
17) Do you own slippers?
I wore slippers for the first time in months today. I don't really like them, I'm a bit of a bare feet person, although I have horrible feet. That's probably because I never wear shoes.
18) Boxers or briefs?
What a stupid fucking question.
19) Is there a TV in your bedroom?
Yes in Glasgow. No in Edinburgh.
20) How many Piercings do you have?
I have one. I like it.
21) What do you think of Tom Cruise?
Oh don't even start. He's a complete fucking cunt. I actually can't think of a more ridiculous person. Imagine jumping up and down on Oprah proclaiming your love for the plain one off Dawson's Crack. I'd rather staple my balls to a hamster than meet him.
24) Last two numbers in your phone number?
I don't know. Whatever the answer is, it's incredibly unlikely it's going to be even moderately interesting.
25) Who was the last person you called?
Lauren. Yesterday.
26) Where are your parents from?
My dad's from Falkirk (dump) and my mum's from Cranhill (dump).
27) Are you afraid of the dark?
No. I rather like it.
28) Can you roll your tongue?
I'd write who cares if I didn't think idiocy might lead the intellectually challenged to assume I was bitter because I couldn't. As it is, I've revealed both that I can, and that I care.
29) Who was the last person to call you?
My brother.
30) Best fast food French fries?
I don't like potatoes.
31) How was your day?
Fine.
33) Have you ever eaten at T.G.I Friday's?
Yes.
34) Can you skateboard?
Can I fuck.
35) How about play an instrument?
I can.
36) How much money do you have on you right now?
About £11.
37) What are you listening to right now?
An interview with the cast of The History Boys.
38) Who's in your house?
My mother and father.
39) What are you doing today?
I'm going to go to Edinburgh and get pissed.
40) Is your window open?
No.
41) What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Currently I am in a single bed. When I'm in Edinburgh I have (somewhat ironically) a queensize. I usually wake up sleeping diagonally across it. I can't stand sleeping with other people, they get in the way of my wriggling. And they're always so bloody warm.
42) Who was the last person in/on your bed other than you?
Caoimhe.
43) Can you think of anyone special you want in your bed?
Only celebrities.
44) Your favourite season?
Every season has its own particular misery.
45) Can you drive?
I think that's debatable.
49) Favourite food?
I like to eat different things.
50) Something you're looking forward to in the next month?
Nothing. January will be appalling. SO will February, March, April, May and June. July might be alright.
51) Have you ever been to an art museum?
No, and I've never read a book or had a wank.
52) Do you like Mexican food?
I do that.
53) Papa John's or Domino's?
I used to get cheap Papa Johns because my brother worked there. An Eastern Europeans price is about the only thing that could induce me to eat it though.
54) When's the last time you showered?
Does the questioner wish to imagine me showering? I washed my knob while I was there, feast on that.
55) What do your pants look like?
As I assume the question is refering to trousers in what I feel is a bastardisation of English, I won't respond (directly, at any rate).
56) Favourite Cartoon to Watch?
I don't watch any.
57) Have you ever seen/watched Aqua Team Hunger Force?
Dear me.
58) Favourite current song:
Det Nurrar I Min Skalle by Familjen.
59) Last person you gave up on?
I can't be bothered trying to glue that kind of sentiment to someone so as to satisfy the question.
60) If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?
That he was a fucking idiot.
61) When was the last time you flew in a plane?
The 30th of June, I believe, from Frankfurt to Glasgow.
62) What did the last text message you sent say?
Something about not being in Edinburgh.
63) What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex?
Their clothes.
64) What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
I rather want to complete three essays to a high standard.
65) Shoe size?
My left foot is a size 11 and my right foot is a size 12.
66) Been to Mexico?
Mexico's not even that interesting, why ask twice?
67) When is the last time you had a massage?
I've never had one, to the best of my knowledge.
68) What was the last TV show you watched?
Something about Hogmanay.
69) If you could marry any celebrity today who would it be?
Patrick Wolf. Although I'm sure he'd intimidate me. Probably someone pathetic so I'd feel good about myself. Jimmy Saville.
70) Have you ever been to a strip club?
No. Looking but not touching would be an awful way to spend an evening.
71) Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on Myspace?
I don't care.
72) What is one thing you have learned about life recently?
People don't learn things about life in that way. Occasionally they think they've had great epiphanies which ultimately lead to nothing. My life changes all the time, but that's not to say I learn anything about it. And what would be the point in this "learning" anyway? I'm going to die and leave nothing behind me.
73) Do you own an iPod?
I have a creative zen.
74) Do any of your friends have children?
As of Monday, yes.
74) Have you ever changed clothes while driving?
I'd rather not do a Richard Hammond.
75) Have you ever cleaned up someone elses vomit?
On one occassion, yes.
76) What is the longest plane ride you have ever been on?
I think 10 hours, from San Francisco to London.
77) What is the longest road trip you have ever taken?
I don't care.
78) What are your turn-offs?
Unattractive qualities in any form.
79) Your alcoholic beverage of choice?
Anything really. Except malibu.
80) What are you craving right now?
For my holiday to last forever.
In Marks and Spencer's. While I was at school. It's shit.
02) Who do you currently like?
I'd have preffered it if the question had been phrased "Who do you want to fuck?"
03) Do they like you?
I chose not to answer the first part of this question. It was shit.
04) Sunrise or Sunset?
I don't believe in the power and majesty so-called of sun motion. I could be equally inspired while having a wank as I could watching the sunrise playing chickflicks.
05) What time did you go to bed last night?
I don't know.
06) What woke you up?
My alarm. At 11.55.
07) What movie is in your DVD player?
The Last King of Scotland.
08) Would you kiss the last person you kissed?
Yes.
09) Last thing that pissed you off?
This fat turd on telly. "Owwld Lang Zine." Luckily, I'm sure heart disease is just round the corner for him.
10) Are you cocky?
I imagine I pretend I'm not.
11) Can you speak French?
Not really.
12) Have you ever been to Mexico?
Yes. I'd like to go. There are other places I'd rather go first though. Like Grimsby. I've always wanted to go there. It just sounds so appalling.
13) Do you make your bed daily?
No one sees my bed except me and no one has shared it with me in months. I usually wash in some way or other after I get up, therefore I see no point in keeping my bed in any kind of tidy or hygenic state. If someone wants to fuck me, I might do the sheets.
14) Your favourite movie?
I couldn't possibly chose a favourite. I'm rather fond of Imaginary Heroes and Amelie at present. Both of them cheer me up for different reasons.
15) Your favourite TV show?
I watch most things. Although I've recently developed a fetish for Janice Dickinson. So anything with her. Except that fucking gobdug with that Liverpudlian tramp. It's shit. I wouldn't watch that.
16) Single or taken?
When I read that question "aloud" in my head I imagine a divine voice commanding "You decide."
17) Do you own slippers?
I wore slippers for the first time in months today. I don't really like them, I'm a bit of a bare feet person, although I have horrible feet. That's probably because I never wear shoes.
18) Boxers or briefs?
What a stupid fucking question.
19) Is there a TV in your bedroom?
Yes in Glasgow. No in Edinburgh.
20) How many Piercings do you have?
I have one. I like it.
21) What do you think of Tom Cruise?
Oh don't even start. He's a complete fucking cunt. I actually can't think of a more ridiculous person. Imagine jumping up and down on Oprah proclaiming your love for the plain one off Dawson's Crack. I'd rather staple my balls to a hamster than meet him.
24) Last two numbers in your phone number?
I don't know. Whatever the answer is, it's incredibly unlikely it's going to be even moderately interesting.
25) Who was the last person you called?
Lauren. Yesterday.
26) Where are your parents from?
My dad's from Falkirk (dump) and my mum's from Cranhill (dump).
27) Are you afraid of the dark?
No. I rather like it.
28) Can you roll your tongue?
I'd write who cares if I didn't think idiocy might lead the intellectually challenged to assume I was bitter because I couldn't. As it is, I've revealed both that I can, and that I care.
29) Who was the last person to call you?
My brother.
30) Best fast food French fries?
I don't like potatoes.
31) How was your day?
Fine.
33) Have you ever eaten at T.G.I Friday's?
Yes.
34) Can you skateboard?
Can I fuck.
35) How about play an instrument?
I can.
36) How much money do you have on you right now?
About £11.
37) What are you listening to right now?
An interview with the cast of The History Boys.
38) Who's in your house?
My mother and father.
39) What are you doing today?
I'm going to go to Edinburgh and get pissed.
40) Is your window open?
No.
41) What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Currently I am in a single bed. When I'm in Edinburgh I have (somewhat ironically) a queensize. I usually wake up sleeping diagonally across it. I can't stand sleeping with other people, they get in the way of my wriggling. And they're always so bloody warm.
42) Who was the last person in/on your bed other than you?
Caoimhe.
43) Can you think of anyone special you want in your bed?
Only celebrities.
44) Your favourite season?
Every season has its own particular misery.
45) Can you drive?
I think that's debatable.
49) Favourite food?
I like to eat different things.
50) Something you're looking forward to in the next month?
Nothing. January will be appalling. SO will February, March, April, May and June. July might be alright.
51) Have you ever been to an art museum?
No, and I've never read a book or had a wank.
52) Do you like Mexican food?
I do that.
53) Papa John's or Domino's?
I used to get cheap Papa Johns because my brother worked there. An Eastern Europeans price is about the only thing that could induce me to eat it though.
54) When's the last time you showered?
Does the questioner wish to imagine me showering? I washed my knob while I was there, feast on that.
55) What do your pants look like?
As I assume the question is refering to trousers in what I feel is a bastardisation of English, I won't respond (directly, at any rate).
56) Favourite Cartoon to Watch?
I don't watch any.
57) Have you ever seen/watched Aqua Team Hunger Force?
Dear me.
58) Favourite current song:
Det Nurrar I Min Skalle by Familjen.
59) Last person you gave up on?
I can't be bothered trying to glue that kind of sentiment to someone so as to satisfy the question.
60) If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?
That he was a fucking idiot.
61) When was the last time you flew in a plane?
The 30th of June, I believe, from Frankfurt to Glasgow.
62) What did the last text message you sent say?
Something about not being in Edinburgh.
63) What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex?
Their clothes.
64) What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
I rather want to complete three essays to a high standard.
65) Shoe size?
My left foot is a size 11 and my right foot is a size 12.
66) Been to Mexico?
Mexico's not even that interesting, why ask twice?
67) When is the last time you had a massage?
I've never had one, to the best of my knowledge.
68) What was the last TV show you watched?
Something about Hogmanay.
69) If you could marry any celebrity today who would it be?
Patrick Wolf. Although I'm sure he'd intimidate me. Probably someone pathetic so I'd feel good about myself. Jimmy Saville.
70) Have you ever been to a strip club?
No. Looking but not touching would be an awful way to spend an evening.
71) Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on Myspace?
I don't care.
72) What is one thing you have learned about life recently?
People don't learn things about life in that way. Occasionally they think they've had great epiphanies which ultimately lead to nothing. My life changes all the time, but that's not to say I learn anything about it. And what would be the point in this "learning" anyway? I'm going to die and leave nothing behind me.
73) Do you own an iPod?
I have a creative zen.
74) Do any of your friends have children?
As of Monday, yes.
74) Have you ever changed clothes while driving?
I'd rather not do a Richard Hammond.
75) Have you ever cleaned up someone elses vomit?
On one occassion, yes.
76) What is the longest plane ride you have ever been on?
I think 10 hours, from San Francisco to London.
77) What is the longest road trip you have ever taken?
I don't care.
78) What are your turn-offs?
Unattractive qualities in any form.
79) Your alcoholic beverage of choice?
Anything really. Except malibu.
80) What are you craving right now?
For my holiday to last forever.