So like Paul's all like omg this plane trip right and then everyone's all like totz want to go and then the pilots all fuck what's going on and the plane's all all I ever wanted was a chance in life then it crashes then everyone's all actually eh naw I'm still alive except all of Harold's family then Harold's all happy happy happy I've got god on my sidey and then he's like what's this and it's this letter right and the letter's all I HATE PAUL HE'S EVIL HE STOLE MY WIFE THIS IS DAVID and Harold's all seriously mate I'm gonna cross the road and kill Paul and Paul's all blah blah blah on the phone and then Harolds all hands of death and Paul's neck's like shit man I'm being strangled and then Pauls one remaining leg's all fuck I can't take this and he falls over and Harolds like psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
The plane had feelings and then ... it went into the sea as much as the rest of fat Harold's cunting family ... but then ... who the fuck mourned it?! WHO!?
Comments 16
*smashes into pieces in horror*
Reply
Reply
"...and the planes all all I ever wanted was a chance in life"
HA that is comedy fucking GENIUS! :D
Reply
Fucking world. I fucking hate it.
I loved the plane as much as I love Angel Delight
Reply
Reply
How dare you blaspheme! Harold could rape three of my children for all I cared and he'd still be a legend.
Reply
At least we agree on Dylan.
(mmm...on Dylan).
xx
Reply
And the onlt thing worse than incest is thinking Dylan isn't hot.
I'm screwed.
Reply
(The comment has been removed)
LIVEJOURNAL GODS!!! YOU ARE REEEEEeeeeEEEEETARDS!
Reply
(The comment has been removed)
( ... )
Reply
Leave a comment