I watch it for the dancing.

[wal_lace]

So I'm watching Strictly Come Dancing (the British original of Dancing With The Stars, for the Americans out there), and I'm mostly enjoying it except for two things. The first is the really annoying judge named Bruno, and the second is Bruce Forsyth, who

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[rex_dart]

with literally anyone else i would never buy the virginity, but with movieverse cap i would. i mean he basically says he's never danced with a girl before and does not, in fact, know how to dance at all. he also walks around in a continual daze like he couldn't even find his own dick with both hands and a flashlight.

pretty sure at some point tony has had to explain to the poor man what parts go where and when and probably also why.

[lolly_squelch]

Oh come now, Brucie isn't so bad! I mean, it's not like any popular-for-decades entertainer has had an ossary's worth of skeletons come cascading out of their closet post mortem.
Oh wait...