FILE 1 : video

[walkingdesuno]

[ the communicator flicks on to show a young boy sitting on the steps of the first floor ]

Um...hi? I'm sorry I entered without permission but I think I got lost. Can anybody tell me where I am? There are people here right..? I hear Christmas music.I hope nobody minds I came in with my shoes on. Can I also borrow a telephone? My cell phone doesn't

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[turn4bout]

[ you just get all the weirdos today. ]

S4NT4?!?!?!

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[walkingdesuno]

[ not only am I a death magnet, I must be a weirdo magnet ]

....Um. No?

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[turn4bout]

TURN YOUR V1D3O ON WH3N S4Y1NG TH4T

1 C4NT SM3LL YOUR D3C31T 4S W3LL 4S 1 SHOULD

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[walkingdesuno]

[ god is this an asylum? anyway you're greeted with a rather unhappy face of a child ]

Can't you type more normally?

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[turn4bout]

J3GUS YOU SM3LL W31RD

[ PAUSE. . . ]

J3GUS YOU T4ST3 W31RD

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[walkingdesuno]

Sme-what?!

You're making no sense.

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[turn4bout]

HOLD ON >:\

[ give her a sec. she gets the video on, but continues typing. ]

1M BL1ND
YOUR3 1N 4 PL4C3 C4LL3D WOND3RL4ND
WH1CH 1S RUL3D OV3R BY YOUR HUM4N S4NT4 W1TH 4N 1RON F1ST
H3S GO1NG TO K1LL US 4LL ON YOUR CHR1STM4S TH1NG

4NY QU3ST1ONS???

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[walkingdesuno]

...

"Human Santa"?

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[turn4bout]

TH3 L4RG3 CH3RRY M4N WHO BR34KS 1NTO P3OPL3S HOUS3S

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[walkingdesuno]

So you're saying that Santa owns this house called Wonderland and he's going to kill us?

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[turn4bout]

M3 4ND MY D34D ROBOT FR13ND 4R3 GO1NG TO STOP H1M

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[walkingdesuno]

...

[ yeah this must be an asylum or some drug recovery house ]

Um...I hope it goes well.

Do you have a phone?

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[turn4bout]

4 WH4T

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[walkingdesuno]

To call my guardian to tell her where I am.

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[turn4bout]

YOUR LUSUS >:?

Y34H 1TS PROB4BLY NOT H3R3

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[walkingdesuno]

[ frown. "Lusus". Lusus naturae? What does that have to do with anything. ]

My what?

There's no phone here?