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Seriously, on a sidenote... I want my goddamn check.
Hey, Government, Baby you've got my money...

Remember when ODB was on MTV getting food stamps?
That shit just made me smile.

"nicole, all you ever do is run away from me! you always run away!"

really, i always thought i was chasing you, not running from you.

i guess it is all a matter of perspective.

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I feel so inbetween.
About everything.
Everything is luke warm.

I need a change.
I don't know what.
Damn you, Sheryl Crow for being right!

PS. This song is stuck in my head today:

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"You could never be strong. You can only be free."

Robert Pollard. Wow. I wonder who is sober more often, him or Lemmy from Motorhead...

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As told by David Sedaris.
A baby seal walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "What wouldja like?"
Baby seal replies, "Anything but a Canadian club."

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Love that fucking joke.

What's with Rivers Coumo's rapist stache these days?