video // monday morning

[walkingtheweb]

[The PCD is turned on to show Ray sitting at a small table in his house, squeezing water over a mess of claw marks of various severity on his left forearm. He's obviously been doing this for a few minutes, since the cloth he's using is liberally stained with blood. There's also a largish cream-colored egg next to him. It's rocking slightly, but

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[Video]

[deceptiondealer]

There are fowl that lay omelete eggs, or so I hear. They sparkle. [Such a flat tone, really.]

That child there eats meat, basically, sir. Feeding it has bonded it to you.

[Video]

[walkingtheweb]

I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that I'm not surprised to know that. What sparkles, the fowl, the eggs or the omelets?

I did seem to notice the bonding thing. [A sardonic smile] It picked a rather bad mother.

[Video]

[deceptiondealer]

The fowl sparkles in the sunlight, and is larger than your average chicken. Just one of the many strange creatures that dwell in this place.

As long as you feed the child well you will do fine as it's [No no, not going to laugh, but smile in an amused way] mother.

[Video]

[walkingtheweb]

Shouldn't be hard to find then.

I suppose I can't just put it back in its nest can I? [He doesn't mean that, which is obvious from how he's gently petting the small creature

[hardcorecute]

[This face. Just watching. Watching, watching, watching.]

[Because THAT is just... so... CUTE.]

[walkingtheweb]

Can I help you mademoiselle?

[video]

[hardcorecute]

That... That was SO CUTE. There was the egg... and then it came out of the egg... and it was all confused... and... and it was SO CUTE!!!

[video]

[walkingtheweb]

[Gah, he probably shouldn't have said anything. Children are... weird.]

Yes... That is how eggs hatch...

[text] - that drawing is awesome!

[population_ctrl]

Target practice?

[text] - I wish I could take credit for it ;_;

[walkingtheweb]

I'd advise against attempting to shoot my pet.

[text]

[population_ctrl]

Come now. What's the point of it?

[text]

[walkingtheweb]

At the moment? It's amusing. But the older ones have teeth and claws. I might try training this one.

[Because seriously, flying, teleporting attack dog? Ray's all over that]

[bunny_flower]

Ara, how cute!

[walkingtheweb]

I will have to agree.

[bunny_flower]

May I help with those injuries?

[walkingtheweb]

Thank you, but I believe I have them appropriately cleaned and bandaged. They will heal in time.

video

[saintedsinner]

-=Oh, this is hilarious!=-

You didn't check to make certain they weren't fertilized?!

video

[walkingtheweb]

I didn't have a chance. I was trying not to get ripped apart.

video

[saintedsinner]

Snaring rabbits is easier. And chicken eggs, too.

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[walkingtheweb]

I do snare rabbits. I've a smokehouse full of the things. A man wants some variety.

The nest was seemingly unattended when I found it.