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[walkthisland]

Top five things you'll hear me say when I'm playing "Mirror's Edge":

1) Why didn't she jump? I told her to jump. Piece of...

2) Oooo... That had to hurt.

3) Goddammit.

4) Ha! Eat it, bitches!

5) Grab. The. Fucking. Pole.

I love this game. I cannot stop playing it.

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[mallory1820]

Top 5 things you'll hear your mom say about her pasties:
1. DAMN! I am SEXAY!
2. Do these look lopsided to you?
3. Why won't these things stay put!
4. I youtubed pasties today, and...
5. I like to lay out all my pasties on my bed and pretend I'm floating on the sea... of pasties!

you love me. we love video games. lets hang soon. bye!!

[walkthisland]

Top five things you might not know about Mallory:

1) Her degree is fake.

2) She likes staring at children.

3) She owns a Wii. (Wait, you already knew that? I pity you.)

4) Her father is also her brother.

5) She's actually a man.

[im_eddicated]

I think I said those things, too. And I'm a newbie.
Oh. Maybe not ALL of them.