TWO // Shopping is hard

Nov 02, 2010 13:23

[ Today we find our intrepid Raptori pirate, still in his too-big borrowed clothes, around the shops in town. Namely the clothing shops, since giving up limbs or memories at the post office in exchange for clothes that actually fit doesn't seem like much of a fair trade to him ( Read more... )

-action, how do i telephone, !ic, -phone, i need a drink, not a godsdamned dog, drones will be the death of me, the clothes make the ma- er- raptori, which diety have i pissed off this time

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likeahex November 2 2010, 20:33:47 UTC
....why did the town make you a pet?

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walkwaves November 2 2010, 20:36:23 UTC
The best I can figure? Because I'm not human.

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likeahex November 2 2010, 20:37:50 UTC
....what are you then?

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walkwaves November 2 2010, 20:39:14 UTC
Raptori, but I doubt that means anything to you.

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prodigious_mage November 3 2010, 03:58:34 UTC
. . . What's a talking animal need with clothes or a weapon?

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walkwaves November 3 2010, 04:41:09 UTC
I need something to wear and to fight with. Just because the town thinks I'm a pet does not mean I'm an animal.

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prodigious_mage November 3 2010, 04:42:50 UTC
Really? Every other pet I've met here has been one.

well 'cept for bowser but he was some sort of really weird mutant turtle anyway

You're pretty much outta luck, then. The clothes here suck.

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walkwaves November 3 2010, 05:03:49 UTC
They're still clothes, regardless of what they look like.

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striped_biceps November 3 2010, 06:59:25 UTC
[Probably drinking in the kitchen while his pet is using the phone! Maybe he's even doing the bro-thing and making sure drone wife leaves 'em alone. Or he's just drunk.]

Guess my clothes are too good for ya all of a s...shudden! Hah!

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walkwaves November 3 2010, 07:51:30 UTC
No, your clothes are too big for me.

... You're drunk, aren't you?

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striped_biceps November 4 2010, 04:06:01 UTC
Whatever. Shame thing.

Not quite there yet! Jusht gimme...a minute.

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walkwaves November 4 2010, 04:14:57 UTC
Any particular reason why?

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