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1. ONE WISH?
Money. Lots of money. Everything else I can fix with enough money
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Lover
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
That dude that's been following me.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Still am
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
If I wanted reality I wouldn't need a tv
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
No
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
I'm still cute
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
No
9. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
No
10. WHAT'S THE HOTTEST THING THE OPPOSITE SEX COULD DO TO YOU TO TURN YOU ON?
Blow me
11. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
Yes
12. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
What is this 'vacation' of which you speak?
13. CAN YOU SING?
No
14. CAN YOU SWIM?
No.
15. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
Yes
16. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
No
17. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP?
I'm not that patient
18. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
See answer above
19. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Once or twice
20. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
No
21. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
Electric
22. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
The meat has to come from somewhere
23. IS THERE MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
Depends on who you ask
24. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes
25. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Noting, I refuse to be allergic to anything
26. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
Yesterday
27. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
No
28. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
No
29. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Unfertelized?
30. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Um, anymore you can't tell what color a woman's hair will be from one day to the next.
31. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Mu
32. WHAT TIME IS IT?
2:43
33. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Yes
34. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
I wouldn't say disgusting. Difinately bad.
35. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
2 hours ago
36. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Showers
37. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Yes, Virginia
38. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Yes
39. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
No. What's in the dark is another matter
40. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Caffeine, Trish, gaming
41. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Whatever
42. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Yes
43. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
No
44. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
None
45. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Drugs are good
46. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Yes
47. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Never looked at them
48. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Yes
49. LIQUOR OR BEER?
Liquor
50. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
No
51. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
Got bored half way through
52. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
No
53. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
Nope. Stolen other stuff. Never money.
54. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
I will never find out
55. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Any excuse to make fire
56. DO U LIKE TO LAUGH?
Yes
57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
I play it all the time
58. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
definately a better best friend than diamonds
59. YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
I am a creationist. I'm also a militant agnostic.
60. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Yes
61. DO YOU MAKE MISTAKES?
All the time
62. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
No
63. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Reheated pork chops
64. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
I have, I don't
65. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
Sure
66. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL?
Ads for cable when I'm wathing cable
67. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
No
68. DO YOU SWEAR?
Always
69. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?
Anything that gets that damn whisper song out of my head
70. HAVE YOU EVER SMOKED?
Depends on who you ask
71. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DRUNK?
Once or twice
72. CAN YOU DO A SPLIT?
In your head, with an axe, sure.