Six!

[wallrocket]

Pardon me, passengers, I have a message directed at each and every one of you. Due to somewhat recent events, I find it necessary to say...

[He clears his throat.]

I AM NOT FOR EATING.I am sentient being! You would not feast upon the hide of your best friend, would you? I think not! So please, my good passengers, I beseech you to refrain from

Comments

[fugenetics]

I don't want to eat you, if that counts for anything.

[wallrocket]

Why-why thank you, Mademoiselle Wallace!

[fugenetics]

Bushbabies look like they're too cute to eat, so.

1/3

[wallrocket]

C-

Audio/English

[purplebiker]

...Are people trying to eat you?

[Audio]

[wallrocket]

Indeed! That rapscallion Samuel Goldthwaine Robinson, Junior-he is the one.

[Audio]

[purplebiker]

Pffft, what kind of name is that?

He sounds like a real loser, anyway.

To be honest, I don't think that cooking you would be a good idea, anyway, for a variety of reasons.

One, we'd be killing you.
Two, it'd be a hell of a mess.
Three, too much blood, pretty nasty.
Four, it'd be a waste. You wouldn't feed many people.
Five... well, I can't think of a fifth reason.

But rest assured, the people who want you alive outnumber those who want you in their bellies. Don't worry, Wall.

[Audio]

[wallrocket]

Precisely! There are many more cons than there are pros! Sir Robinson clearly has not thought this though.

[nantokanare]

Why would someone eat you if you don't taste good?

[wallrocket]

I am uncertain, but the man in question seems to have an unhealthy fixation on picking clean my bones!

[nantokanare]

Maybe you're wrong about your taste.

[wallrocket]

I-I do not think so, sir! I am fairly certain I taste quite awful!

[oblique_wisdom]

......?
I do not see how anyone would wish to eat another sentient being.

[wallrocket]

We think alike, Mademoiselle! I fail to understand what drives the man in question.

[oblique_wisdom]

I would think you could only do the best in avoiding this person, for your sake, of course.

[wallrocket]

That is my current plan of action. Many thanks for your input, Mademoiselle! Many thanks! May I ask your name?

[electronichound]

Why would anyone want to eat you?

[wallrocket]

I am uncertain! Perhaps... perhaps my species is a delicacy where they are from?

{Wall shivers. Ewww.]

[electronichound]

You are a sentient being. That is utterly revolting.

[wallrocket]

I am inclined to agree! It is the same as eating a human!