Muuuuuuuuur, BASEBALL SEASON START S00N!  MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR!  Me going to be VEREE ACTIF at GaMez dis year!

Me going to Phillee April 1 for game.  Me haf excellent seetz!

WGM

B00mah get me Red S0x @ Phillies Exhibition tickets to surprise mE!  Me veree happee with this seat selection.  All games must be fr0nt row behind dugout fr0m n0W 0N!

WGM

murrrrrr, me gona sPeNd quAliTee tieM wiT dA famIlee dis WeakEend.

me aLso heer famIlee by Me greeN moNstah and NatioNz nest tiCKets to eveRy home gaem!  muurrrr!

ThAnks,

WgM

muuuuuurrrrrrrr, cLaR tAKe meeeeeee 2 wUrK!  me cause l0ts of pr0blems, me g0ing 2 B veri actif 2DAy.

thANks,

WgM

murRRRRRRRRRR, me thInk in new yeer, me will hav m0re call in sh0wz!

CALLLLLLAH! YAH ON DA AYH!

WGM

mwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeh, me have nastee azz problemz.

what mure, clar leeve me on light stand and me caNN0t get down. me stranded all dae!

Thankz
WGM

muuuuuuuur, Clar take me 2 wurk 2day!

and we g0 2 chaht hawse for meeel!  muuuuuuuur  me have scall0ps!

me happee!

me sad and conf0000sed.  n0 0ne take me 2 wurk 2day  :-(

and y R reD s0x traDing all my friends?!  It time for GM WGM to have a call in show.

CALLAH!  YAH ON THE AHR!

MUUURR!  Clar take ME t0 W0rk and me get freeeeee d0nutz!!  :-D

My call in sh0w is getting new listeners!!  It is gr0wing by leeeeps and b0undz!  This sh0w is g0iNG to maKe wGm the next GM!  YAy!