Yanked
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Always.
2) What was your dream growing up?
That I could grow a red beard and an extra appendage.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
Being inconspicuous.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Milk. I'd prefer if you produced it yourself.
5) Favorite vegetable?
Spinach.
6) What was the last book you read?
Mostly Harmless.
7) What's the most embarrassing thing you're willing to admit?
I have troubling grasping the concept of embarrassment.
8) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
Earlobes and colon.
9) Worst habit?
Making googoo eyes at perfect strangers.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Piggyback.
11) What is your favorite sport?
MMA & midget bowling.
12) Do you have a negative or optimistic attitude?
Darkly optimistic.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Suck on your pores.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Having no hired help.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
It's other people who are weird. I'm as normal as mother's milk.
16) Do you have any pets?
Me, myself and I.
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I'd do unexpected things to you right back.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
"Looks like dinner."
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Delicious with edible makeup.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I'd prefer more facial hair.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Why does this even need to be asked?
22) What color eyes do you have?
Black as sin.
23) Ever been arrested?
Only my development.
24) Bottle or can soda?
I prefer expired canned cereal from China, thank you very much.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Make paper fans with it.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
Wal-Mart, siempre.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
They believe in me.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Ride a scooter in Wal-Mart.
30) Do you swear a lot?
I swear I don't.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
Germs.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Delicious.
33) Do you believe in God?
Let's just say that I don't think Wal-Mart happened entirely by accident.
34) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
No.
Always.
2) What was your dream growing up?
That I could grow a red beard and an extra appendage.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
Being inconspicuous.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Milk. I'd prefer if you produced it yourself.
5) Favorite vegetable?
Spinach.
6) What was the last book you read?
Mostly Harmless.
7) What's the most embarrassing thing you're willing to admit?
I have troubling grasping the concept of embarrassment.
8) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
Earlobes and colon.
9) Worst habit?
Making googoo eyes at perfect strangers.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Piggyback.
11) What is your favorite sport?
MMA & midget bowling.
12) Do you have a negative or optimistic attitude?
Darkly optimistic.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Suck on your pores.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Having no hired help.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
It's other people who are weird. I'm as normal as mother's milk.
16) Do you have any pets?
Me, myself and I.
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I'd do unexpected things to you right back.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
"Looks like dinner."
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Delicious with edible makeup.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I'd prefer more facial hair.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Why does this even need to be asked?
22) What color eyes do you have?
Black as sin.
23) Ever been arrested?
Only my development.
24) Bottle or can soda?
I prefer expired canned cereal from China, thank you very much.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Make paper fans with it.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
Wal-Mart, siempre.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
They believe in me.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Ride a scooter in Wal-Mart.
30) Do you swear a lot?
I swear I don't.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
Germs.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Delicious.
33) Do you believe in God?
Let's just say that I don't think Wal-Mart happened entirely by accident.
34) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
No.