Comments | walmart_rp: misery in vague hotels.

eyepatchaisle in walmart_rp

misery in vague hotels.

May 15, 2008 00:20

*Standing in the snack food aisle, growling* WHY WON'T YOU OPEN?? I'M HUNGRY. I WANT SOME. GIVE IT. GIVE IT, YOU ODD, SHINY CONTRAPTION! *Lol can't open the potato chip bag*

SOMEONE OPEN THIS FOR ME! *RANDOM ANNOYED SOUNDS*

kristoph, fye, finn, agrias

Comments 62

isaneverfood May 15 2008, 06:21:59 UTC

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eyepatchaisle May 15 2008, 06:30:44 UTC

*Clearly does not realise he is causing a ruckus and thrusts bag forward with one hand* Open it! *lol demanding wut*

isaneverfood May 15 2008, 06:31:47 UTC

Dude. Chill. It's just a bag of chips.

eyepatchaisle May 15 2008, 06:40:01 UTC

But I'm really hungry and I'm really frustrated and I want whatever this thingie is! *Shakes the bag* And I really, really am hungry! *Knows it won't do any good even if he does eat it, but still. Hungry. ;A;*

Thread 17

northswainbraid May 15 2008, 07:02:51 UTC

Would you prefer to ingest waffles and tea? Sadly, it is all I have learned to cook in this place with such utensils. I miss roasted meets so but I do not know which device would cook them using flame and I know no black magicks in any regard anyways or I would offer you that as to give you strength.

eyepatchaisle May 15 2008, 07:16:33 UTC

*Practically ignores everything she said and holds out a gloved hand* 'm Fye D. Fluorite. I think they have an oven near that area with all the sweets. If I can find some meat, I could probably cook it.

But not fish. *Makes a =3= face* I hate that stuff.

northswainbraid May 15 2008, 07:21:48 UTC

*Extends her gloved hand* I am called Agrias Oaks. A pleasure, ser~

Can you roast beef? With savory sauces, preferably? I miss it terribly. A woman cannot live on starches alone.

eyepatchaisle May 15 2008, 07:23:16 UTC

*Takes and shakes!* Likewise, Agrias.

As long as I can find the correct meatstuff, yeah. I saw some vegetables a few aisles down, so that would work with it, I'm sure!

Thread 9

brosb4hobos May 15 2008, 11:58:15 UTC

Must you be so loud?

eyepatchaisle May 15 2008, 23:15:18 UTC

*Has Nikki stopped using Georgia?* Yes. It expresses my frustration with this monster that guards the food!

brosb4hobos May 16 2008, 01:54:56 UTC

*lol only using it for my personal LJ* Monster?

eyepatchaisle May 16 2008, 02:58:04 UTC

*I see, I see~* Yes! *Holds out the potato chip bag*

Thread 11

lazydeer May 15 2008, 12:09:35 UTC

Oi. It's not that hard.

eyepatchaisle May 15 2008, 23:14:22 UTC

Then you do it!

lazydeer May 15 2008, 23:15:09 UTC

Uh, okay. Hand it over.

eyepatchaisle May 15 2008, 23:15:32 UTC

*Does so lulz*

Thread 22

clari_pyon May 17 2008, 23:02:56 UTC

*Oh god fye- being so loud >:* ..You're obviosly doing it wrong. Yelling is not going to make it open.

eyepatchaisle May 18 2008, 07:31:59 UTC

*when isn't he* MAYBE I'LL SCARE IT INTO SUBMISSION?

clari_pyon May 18 2008, 11:09:10 UTC

...Scare what?