DUAL-INTRO of wtfery

[h4xn5n4x]

*Why is it that so many people seem to show up accompanied by a loud crash?

Well, that doesn't exactly seem to be happening this time. There is a runaway shopping cart though. It's a shopping cart full of food, some actual things that can be cooked and made into meals (if bagels can be called meals) but mostly junk food, and it's careening at a

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[openmouthinsert]

Hey, don't blame me! You were supposed to be navigating, 'su!

[h4xn5n4x]

*Finally pulls a new pair of glasses out of Keronian Hammerspace >:*

You were going too fast! I couldn't steer it right!

[openmouthinsert]

Can't help it if I have fancy footwork, 'su. Maybe you just process too slow!

[h4xn5n4x]

There's nothing wrong with my processors. Steering a cart isn't the same as piloting a robot or a ship. It's so clumsy!

[disowned_myself]

.............

[h4xn5n4x]

*... can kinda feel being looked at but there's no way this Pokopenian can actually see them righ--

ohdamnit.*

Uh-oh.

[disowned_myself]

You are going to clean that up, right?

[h4xn5n4x]

The Pokopenian workers at this store can do that. They get paid for it.

[dont_x_streams]

Fascinating. *Egon in ur space, scanning you*

[h4xn5n4x]

*hey do you mind )8* What is that?

((OOC: O-omigod, an Egon 8D ♥♥♥))

[dont_x_streams]

A PKE meter. ...Hm. It's not reacting.

((8D))

[h4xn5n4x]

Why would it? What's "PKE"?