LA LA LA

[enjoysevrything]

HEY, AGRIAS!

[comes out of dressing room, wearing a bikini that isn't fitting her, luckily she has a towel thrown over herself]

THIS SWIMSUIT IS ALL CUT UP. WHERE'S THE REST OF IT?

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[northswainbraid]

*tilts her head*

Dear, that is entirely too big for you to wear! We should go find you swimwear that will fit you better.

*Picks her up and puts her around the back of her head/neck*

What you have found is called a bikini. Women wear those to attract the 'special' attention of men. You do not want to attract that. 'Tis filthy. it is something you will have to experience when you grow up, though. Leering eyes happen to the best of us.

*Walks towards the child's swimwear section*

Where did you get that, anyways?

[enjoysevrything]

Well, I thought if I did what an adult would do, those slide-y doors at the entrance would open.

Cuz they only open for adults...

And grown ups don't wear kid's clothes, right?!

If they did, we'd live in a world full of pedobears!

[northswainbraid]

Well, I am all grown, but they will not open for me, even with my magic sword. There has to be something more to the escape than that.

....P-Pedobear? You mean this world harbors pedophilic carnivores? This is madness! If any come near, they will be defeated thusly! No harm shall come to you, especially not in the form of a pedophile!

How foul!

[comrade_taishi]

*From the top of a shelf*

*To self, rather loudly* A-HA! AT LAST, ANOTHER PIECE TO THE PUZZLE! The ever-integral moe loli type character! A favorite to a large portion of the fanbase! (And hopefully, not to the more deprived ones!)

*Points at Yotsuba* YOUNG COMRADE! CAN YOU FEEL THE FLAMES OF PASSION AS I DO? ARE YOU WILLING TO FOLLOW ME ON THE PATH TO THE REVOLUTION?

[enjoysevrything]

[...............]

[...... hiding from him around the corner, peeking]

[comrade_taishi]

Apprehensive, I see! Worry not, young comrade! The time will come when the glorious vision of the coming future will be revealed to you!

*points again* At that time, will you choose to walk the path to your destiny?

[enjoysevrything]

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