packed my dinner this morning and what I thought to be fish sticks are actually breakfast sausages

hmmm . . . .

AAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ( Read more... )

So I actually turned off my computer for once and that left my land line free. And who should call??? (Well as only a few select people have the number, and instructions only to call it if the cell phone message says to . . . ) A TELEMARKETER ( Read more... )

How do you get a high school student to stop farting on purpose during class??

Let's see your suggestions and then I'll give you others, and I will take them into consideration.

matrixx

Um... then how about, "At least you don't have to waste your precious youth wiping anyone's ass but your own"?

okay so today is the first day that my tattoo has itched and it's really starting to drive me a little buggy! I'm just glad I remembered to grab the lotion before heading to work this morning ( Read more... )

I made my appointment for getting a tattoo, so next Tuesday I will be getting inked!

And better yet I should have enough money left over to purchase some tanning, cause I am getting pasty!

Never thought that I would say this, but after internet deprivation set in . . . I am glad to be at work with unlimited access *gasp* at the funeral home!!!!!

Now it is time for fudge . . . that is all

boogered my computer at home again, don't know when it will be online again, so yeah

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End of the year meme ( Read more... )