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[walruscrush]

i am curious about evryones views on child rearing. be as general or specific as you wish, but surely be something so that i feel justified .
i suppose this is a sub-group of the "shelter" part of my LJ by-law, aforementioned ofcourse.

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[il_rapido]

Child rearing as in shitting out kids, right? I have no problem with it, but I suspect it's not my thing. Sometimes, I think it might be, but mostly, I think it might not be. Ask me again in ten years.

I do know that I want my friends to shit out lots of kids so I can play with them. I've never warmed up to the idea of my own kids, but I've always liked the idea of helping out with friends' kids. Kids are fun when you don't have to take them home with you. Of course, we will have kids on the commune. They will play at your farm. Those will probably be all the kids I need, I think. But who knows, right? Ask me again in ten years.

[walruscrush]

miko, i have found that children do really well on farms. there is truly just limitless oppotunity for learning and development of a cooperative work ethic. i cant wait.

[afrolechic]

My thoughts are......

I would never have kids, because it would be too risky, but I might adopt. Maybe. Nah, not really.

But I loooove babies. Babies are awesome and cuddly and I love to hold them. I wouldn't be such a good mom, but I'd be an awesome babysitter to children between the ages of 0 and 2.

[maws_attack]

why risky?

also, little babies are disgusting, and i just want to squeeze them til they die because they remind me of water balloons. i don't NEED them things.

[afrolechic]

My pelvic bone = not good for bearing the babies.

If I were to get pregnant and want to keep the kid, the last trimester would be me in bed for 90% of the time, wondering if said pelvic bone would snap and I would die.

FUN TIMES.

Also: little babies are awesome, not disgusting.

[suzy_bogus]

after you have a baby, they take your uterus out to see how things are. i don't want them to do that, so i will not birth. i do want a little thing to name maggie and another one to name bing fitzgerald. i need kids so when i pass people by they can go, "dang, there goes shoog and her gahreen-ass bitches." my children will only wear green, also.

[walruscrush]

shoog, i wanna be yo babies, goddaddy. i would buy them things and bail them out of jail.

[maws_attack]

Well, Olivia Cricket (who will be smart and not ugly) will speak english, but only rap. She will knit and play football. Nothing else.

[afrolechic]

YES!