.001. ] name: Jacob King
.002. ] gender: Male
.003. ] age: 14
.004. ] birthday: August 15th
.005. ] height: 5'10"
.006. ] hair color: Brown
.007. ] eye color: Brown
.008. ] race: European
.009. ] is your hair long or short: Long
.010. ] repping: Excuse me?
.011. ] zodiac sign: Leo
.012. ] how many languages do you know: English fluently and a bit of Latin and Spanish.
.013. ] nationality: Irish, Scottish, Italian, and Swiss
.014. ] piercings you have: None.
.015. ] piercings you want: None.
.016. ] tattoos you have: None.
.017. ] tattoos you want: None.
.018. ] today's date: June 11th
.019. ] the time: 6:15 PM
S C H O O L
.020. ] are you still in school: Yes.
.021. ] did you drop out: No.
.022. ] favorite grade: 3rd or 4th.
.023. ] least favorite grade: 7th or 8th.
.024. ] favorite teacher: Toss up between Ms. Barroso or Mr. Brewster
.025. ] least favorite teacher: Ms. Lattari?
.026. ] favorite subject: Again, toss up between History and Latin.
.027. ] least favorite subject: In general? Math or Science.
.028. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: Buy.
.029. ] play any sports on the school's team: No.
.030. ] are/were you popular: A lot of people know me, but they do not exalt me.
.031. ] most humiliating moment: Do you think I would say...? ><
F A V O R I T E
.032. ] number: 15
.033. ] clothing brand: I don't care.
.034. ] shoes: I suppose my clogs, seeing how they're trusty unlike my steel toed boots which hurt like hell. ><
.035. ] saying: I don't THINK I have one, though I probably do.
.036. ] tv show: None.
.037. ] sport: None.
.038. ] vegetable: Broccoli.
.039. ] fruit: Orange.
.040. ] movie: Troy or History of the World Part I
.041. ] magazine: None.
.042. ] candy: None.
.043. ] scent on me: None.
.044. ] scent on HER: Incense is what seems to draw me to girls nowadays.
.045. ] ice cream flavor: Cookies'n'Cream.
.046. ] color: Red and Silver, though not together. (Black is the shade which draws them together, e.g. Black and Red/Black and Silver)
.047. ] season: Summer, 'cause I normally see Sandi then.
.048. ] holiday: Halloween, seeing how that's the day that I dress up and actually celebrate. I don't celebrate the others anymore.
.049. ] type of music: I don't listen to a single type of music.
.050. ] thing in your room: At home? My laptop. At my Dad's house? Umm...my Gargoyle.
.051. ] place to be: Sandi's House, though that place is like the Kingdom of Heaven for me so I'm never there.
.052. ] band: I dunno...Dir en Grey?
.053. ] tv channel: None.
.054. ] junk food: I dunno, everything I eat is junk.
.055. ] overall food: Irish Potato Soup...*shivers with pleasure*
.056. ] gum: None.
.057. ] fast food: Wendy's, I guess.
.058. ] restaurant: Bennigan's
.059. ] shape: Not sure.
.060. ] time of day: The early morning, on days when I'm awake but don't have to go to school. Preferably when the sky is a light indigo color and nobody is awake yet and the sun hasn't risen.
.061. ] country: Great Britain, at the moment. (Though I've never been there.)
.062. ] state: New York.
.063. ] boys name: Dominic, at the moment.
.064. ] girls name: Dominic, at the moment.
.065. ] mall: Oxford Valley
.066. ] car: None.
.067. ] word: Not sure.
.068. ] month: Not sure, it changes every year.
.069. ] disney character: Hum...does Sora count? I mean, I know he's Square's input into Disney through Kingdom Hearts, but he brings all of them together! Fine, Simba.
.070. ] scary movie: I dunno.
T H I S OR T H A T
.071. ] rock or pop: rock
.072. ] punk or emo: emo
.073. ] punk or ska: don't listen to either.
.074. ] punk or metal: neither.
.075. ] rap or r&b: Neither.
.076. ] rap or pop: pop.
.077. ] classical or jazz: classical.
.078. ] metal or country: neither.
.079. ] metal or hardcore: neither.
.080. ] selena or j.lo: neither.
.081. ] hot or cold: Hot
.082. ] winter or summer: Summer
.083. ] spring or fall: Spring
.084. ] shakira or britney: Neither.
.085. ] mtv or vh1: Neither.
.086. ] football or basketball: Baloncesto!
.087. ] skiing or snowboarding: Haven't tried it.
.088. ] rollarblading or skateboarding: I can't rollerblade...or skateboard...or bike, for that matter, but that wasn't mentioned.
.089. ] black or white: Black.
.090. ] orange or red: Red.
.091. ] yellow or green: Green.
.092. ] purple or pink: Purple.
.093. ] inside or outside: Inside.
.094. ] weed or alcohol: Neither, you fools!
.095. ] cell phone or pager: Cell phone, though I don't have either.
.096. ] powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: Hahaha, it's embarrasing to say but Powerpuff Girls. I used to love that show.
.097. ] scooby doo or dino: Scooby!
.098. ] tattoos or piercings: Both are the allies of Satan in his plan to turn the weak-minded into demons.
.099. ] coke or pepsi: Coke.
.100. ] flowers or candy: Candy.
.101. ] tall or short: Me = Tall Others = Short Symbolizes domination and power.
H A V E / W O U L D Y O U E V E R
.102. ] picture your crush naked?: Yeah...
.103. ] actually seen your crush naked: No.
.104. ] been in love: Yes.
.105. ] cried when someone died: Yes.
.106. ] drank alcohol: No.
.107. ] lied: Yes.
.108. ] eat shit for $1,000,000: ...*sighs*...I don't have to swallow it, do I?
.109. ] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: No.
.110. ] lie to the police: Depends. Did they make me swear yet?
.111. ] run from the police: No.
.112. ] lie to your parents: Yes.
.113. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them: No.
.114. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying: No.
.115. ] flashed someone: Not on purpose.
.116. ] told the person you liked how you felt: I don't hide it often.
.117. ] gone to jail or juvi: No. It's not a place for me.
.118. ] stolen anything: I steal pencils from classes frequently.
.119. ] wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: No, I like long surveys.
.120. ] kicked someone's ass: You mean literally kick the ass? No. But I have beaten someone up before.
.121. ] broke a beer bottle: Not that I can recall...
.122. ] gotten into a bar, under-aged: Of course...WITH MY PARENTS.
.123. ] kissed someone of the same sex: EWWW. DEAR LORD NO THAT'S DISGUSTING.
.124. ] gone on a road trip: Many.
.125. ] gone on vacation without adult supervision: Yes.
.126. ] been to a concert: Yes.
.127. ] been to another country: Yes.
.128. ] talked back to an adult: Often.
.129. ] got pulled over: No, 'cause I don't have a car.
.130. ] got in a car accident: Nope.
.131. ] broke a law: I killed a praying mantis by accident when I was 4. Me and the other guy were actually torturing it trying to keep it alive and finally he decapitated it and we knew it couldn't be saved.
.132. ] given money to a homeless person: Yes. He gave me a candy cane...I threw it out. Who knows what they put in that.
.134. ] tried to kill yourself: No.
.135. ] cried to get out of trouble: No.
.136. ] kissed a friend's brother or sister: Yes. Sorry Jen.
.137. ] kissed a brother or sister's friend: No.
.138. ] dropped food on the floor, and let someone eat it: No way, I'd eat it first. There's bacteria crawling all over it anyway, what is the fear of it falling on the floor?
P R I V A T E
.139. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: I guess not.
.140. ] do you have a crush: Partially.
.141. ] do you love anyone right now: Not entirely.
.142. ] have you ever been in love: Yes.
.143. ] how many people have you kissed: 1.
.144. ] who was your first kiss: Sandi.
.145. ] how many hearts have you broken: One.
.146. ] how many people broke your heart: One.
.147. ] best quote to sum up love: I'm not going to even try.
.148. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: She's really mean and pompous and uncontrollable at times. And at others she's really nice and sweet. She's...errr...exactly like me, I guess. Except she doesn't talk...at all. ><
.149. ] do you have a picture of him/her: Yes.
.151. ] do you have a picture of yourself: Not any recent ones, no.
.153. ] do you go by looks or personality: Personality is the major, though looks aren't obsolete, they're just minor.
.154. ] ever kiss a friend: I haven't kissed cheek to cheek.
.155. ] are you still friends: I don't get this question.
.156. ] do you smoke: No, I told you, its all Satan's plan.
.157. ] do you smoke weed: See above.
.158. ] crack, heroin, anything else: No.
.159. ] beer good or beer bad: Beer bad.
.161. ] do you like smirnoff ice: No.
.162. ] prefer beer or liquor: I'm not going to bother answering you anymore.
.163. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke:
Y O U R F R I E N D S
.164. ] best friend(s): Sandi, John, and Rachel
.165. ] known longest: John
.166. ] wish you talked to more: Sandi
.167. ] wish you saw more: Sandi, obviously.
.168. ] how many friends do you think you have: A good deal.
.169. ] who drives you insane after a while: Sandi.
.170. ] who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: Sandi...unless you give her company. Then she acts all pompous and mighty. Yes. Sandi = much better alone.
.171. ] ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': No.
.172. ] craziest: We're all pretty nuts.
.173. ] loudest: Julie.
.174. ] shyest: No one.
.175. ] best hair: I dunno...
.176 ] can always make you laugh: Colin.
.178 ] best eyes: Sandi, but...she can't count. So Rachel, I suppose.
.179] most athletic: Garrett.
.180 ] most impatient: Dan Zuppo, my God, he is so freaking impatient.
.181 ] shortest: Lauren!
.182 ] tallest: Sean Hogan?
.183 ] talented: Rachel, 'cause she can sing and stuff.
.184 ] best singer: Rachel.
.185 ] skinniest: Umm...*thinks*...I have no clue.
.186 ] nicest: Not sure, a lot of them are downright ASSES. So I'll say...Sean Hogan.
.187 ] best personality: Sean Hogan, most definitely.
.188 ] biggest drug user: God knows. (AND HE DOES. He knows very well who is joining Satan's army of the weak-minded.)
.189] makes you laugh the most: Colin.
.190 ] makes you smile: Everyone. I'm smiling most the time anyway.
.191 ] gives you a funny feeling when you see them: Sandi doesn't count, so...no one, I guess. Not anymore.
.192 ] easier to talk to: boys or girls: Girls, but there are times when you just NEED to talk to another guy about...well, girls. And in that instance I call John.
Y E S OR N O
.194 ] are you a vegetarian: No.
.195 ] do you like cows: Yes! I love to eatthem too!
.196 ] are you a bitch: No, my good friend, I am a bastard. Get your genders right.
.197 ] are you artistic: No. I am artistically retarded. Except in the area involved in writing and acting, of which I love to do (but not at all professionally).
.198 ] poetry: Yes.
.199 ] are you a fast runner: No. Too fat.
.200 ] can you ski: No.
.201 ] are you british: Oh I wish.
.202 ] are you straight: Yes.
.203 ] are you physically handicapped: No.
.204 ] are you fat: Yes.
.205 ] are you short: No.
.206 ] are you tall: No.
.207 ] do you own a hot pink shirt: No.
.208 ] how about orange pants? No.
.209. ] are you evil: I can act evil to the farthest point of the word. Genocide, tyranny, fear, gruesome brutality. Oh, I can act your worst nightmare. But in reality, no. I am not evil in any sense of the word. *sigh*
.210. ] is britney a whore: Yes.
.211. ] am I annoying you: No, why?
.212. ] are you secretly from another planet: No.
.213. ] did you ever touch someone else's private parts: Depends what you mean by that.
W H A T D I D Y O U D O
.214. ] last birthday: Mother bought me some Ambrosia and then I got my trenchcoat.
.215. ] yesterday: Heh. Ran around with my 'beating stick' thwacking Andrew Katz over the head.
.216. ] last weekend: Hung out on the computer. Same as ever.
.217. ] christmas: Um, I think I went to my Dad's. Nothing important.
.218. ] thanksgiving: Played Runescape for the first time.
.219. ] new year's: Slept.
.220. ] halloween: Dressed up like Romulus and followed Rachel and Company around. I was tempted to bite Rachel because she looked so much like a victim out of a Vampire movie but I was reminded that I did not have sharp canines.
.221. ] easter: Went to church. Wished that I could go to confession and become a repented sinner, but could not do so and thus remained in the darkest of shadows.
.222. ] valentine's day: Stayed home.
T H E L A S T
.223. ] thing you ate: Cheese steak.
.224. ] thing you drank: Root Beer. (Still drinking it)
.225. ] thing you wore that you took off: Clothes.
.226. ] place you went: Father's house (still there)
.227. ] thing you got pierced/tattooed: Nothing. I don't give into his plan.
.228. ] person you saw: Baby Sister.
.229. ] person you kissed: Sandi.
.230. ] person you talked to: Squishy.
.231. ] song you heard: "Computer Love" by Kraftwerk
.232. ] person you hugged: Baby Sister.
.233. ] person you instant messaged: Squishy.
.234. ] person you laughed with: Father.
N O W
.235. ] what are you eating: Nothing.
.236. ] what are you drinking: Root Beer
.237. ] what are you wearing: The sacred red shirt (only I know why it's sacred, mind you) and some gray shorts. (I only wear shorts on the inside of my house, because my legs are so damn hairy and it sickens me)
.238. ] any shoes on: Nope.
.239. ] hair: Really greasy, I guess, seeing how I haven't washed it since yesterday morning.
.240. ] listening to: Kraftwerk
.241. ] talking to anyone: Squishy
.242. ] are you pissed I made this so long: Slightly.
O P I N I O N S
.243. ] what do you think...about pop music: Don't really care.
.244. ] about boy bands: Only if they dress in women's clothing.
.245. ] about flag burning You know what's funny? The fact that you can't throw a flag out, but you HAVE to burn it. Yet burning a flag is considered bad. Irony?
.246. ] the war on terrorists: I'm for getting rid of terrorists. I was for getting rid of Saddam Hussein. But you've got rid of the damn Al-Qaida and you've got rid of the damn Saddam Hussein so give it a DAMN REST.
.247. ] about suicide: Disturbing and gruesome. Satan's plan in destroying those no longer useful to him.
.248. ] about abortion: Only before 4 months.
.249. ] where do you think you'll be in 10 years: I dunno. Here's hoping that I'll be somewhat controlled, perhaps with a wife and kids, but I don't really think so...
.250. ] who will still be friends with you 5 years: I don't make long term plans like that. Friends come and go, and sometimes stay. We'll see. Yes we will.