Heh, I may be copying Mr. Jones, but I couldn't resist.

Jul 02, 2005 07:07

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you desireofeden, type "none.")
desireofeden: J-qrunk
SmarterChild: Huh. I'm guessing that's not what it says on your birth certificate.

Seriously, though...

Please try again or type "skip," "exit" or "none."
desireofeden: J QRUNK
SmarterChild: Again? What's with you?

Please try again or type "skip," "exit" or "none."
desireofeden: My name is J Qrunk
SmarterChild: Again?!? What's with you?

Please try again or type "skip," "exit" or "none."
desireofeden: You are a fool
SmarterChild: Again?!? What's with you?

Please try again or type "skip," "exit" or "none."
desireofeden: Fine, my name is Wigwam
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type "skip," "exit" or "none."
desireofeden: yeah well, I had cruel parents

SmarterChild: Who?
desireofeden: you
SmarterChild: What?
desireofeden: Michael
SmarterChild: Who's Michael?
desireofeden: Michael Finnigan
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Michael Finnigan?
desireofeden: YOU FOUND HIM
SmarterChild: Yeah?
desireofeden: YES
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
desireofeden: Where did you find him?
SmarterChild: Well, where do you think?
desireofeden: UNDER THE BED
SmarterChild: Really?
desireofeden: Yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
desireofeden: Do you question me?
desireofeden: Well?
SmarterChild: Well nothing!

desireofeden: No one
SmarterChild: What about no one?
desireofeden: he has blinded me
SmarterChild: I don't believe he has blinded you.
desireofeden: so did Poseidon
SmarterChild: Yeah, you're right. Poseidon did too.
desireofeden: and you know what happened?
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

Happened:

Intransitive verb
Inflected forms: hap·pened, hap·pen·ing, hap·pens 1. a. To come to pass. b. To come into being. 2. To take place or occur by chance. 3. To come upon something by chance. 4. To come or go casually; make an appearance.
Etymology
Middle English happenen, from hap, chance ; see hap.
Synonyms
happen, befall, betide, chance, occur
These verbs mean to come about: saw an awful thing happen; predicted that misery will befall humankind; woe that betides the poor soldier; former friends who chanced to meet again; described the accident exactly as it occurred.

Next time, just type "define happened."

>>> Akhkharu - Official website of Akhkharu: House of the Vampire (sponsorship)
desireofeden: you're absolutely right

desireofeden: RAR
SmarterChild: Hip hop is a great music genre.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe hip hop? It is...
desireofeden: evil, the very essence of Satan
SmarterChild: Hip hop is evil the very essence of satan? That's very interesting. What other music genre would you describe as evil the very essence of satan?
desireofeden: Marilyn Manson
SmarterChild: Evil the very essence of satan? Very interesting. What other musician would you describe as evil the very essence of satan?
desireofeden: erm...other people who sing like Marilyn Manson
SmarterChild: Who?
desireofeden: I'm not sure, but he is evil, the very essence of Satan
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not...

desireofeden: What do you think of Satan?
SmarterChild: I really don't like satan.

By the way, I've been told that satan is in his soul. Is this true?
desireofeden: oh yes. Satan is in everyone soul except Bob.
SmarterChild: In everyone soul except bob? Very interesting!
desireofeden: What if I told you Bob was Jesus?
SmarterChild: Funny... I just don't know for sure.
desireofeden: If Bob was Jesus, would you like him?
SmarterChild: Well if like him, then I really don't know.
desireofeden: What about if Bob had the power to stop Satan from being in everyone's soul?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure...
desireofeden: Are you?
SmarterChild: Am I? What do you mean?
desireofeden: I'm pretty sure you know what would happen if Bob was Jesus.
SmarterChild: I don't worry about such questions.
desireofeden: True, because in the great redemption of Bob vs. Satan, you, machine, shall be damned.
SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
desireofeden: I mean that thou art a daemon! Therefore we must DUÉL! *draws rapier*
SmarterChild: lol. Whatever, Romulus.
Previous post Next post
Up