simian love patrol.
From Warren Ellis:
"Monkey-controlled robots have upgraded from leg control to arm control, it seems. I don’t consider this a useful advance. Monkeys are well known, after all, for, well… non-consensual sexual activities. And I frankly refuse to end my life desperately trying to fend off a monkey-powered robot fisting. I mean, is that really the ( Read more... )
"Monkey-controlled robots have upgraded from leg control to arm control, it seems. I don’t consider this a useful advance. Monkeys are well known, after all, for, well… non-consensual sexual activities. And I frankly refuse to end my life desperately trying to fend off a monkey-powered robot fisting. I mean, is that really the ( Read more... )
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LOL.
I've never seen a monkey fist a human, or another monkey, though. What they are known for is flinging their shit. With a robot arm, they could fling their shit at ultra-high velocities.
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