I've thought of a new party idea ( Read more... )

Whilst at kansas for only a day and a half
my family's house decided to play a really expensive trick on us
by attempting to decrease entropy as much as it could.

Upon my dad's return,
the house was 105 degrees.

Dad: christy, are you going to do your stuff tonight ( Read more... )

dad: I forgot to have apple pie! For breakfast! Pooey! I was going to have apple pie for breakfast. Instead of a bagle, you know? (stomps his foot). And I bet it will all be gone by tomorrow ( Read more... )

the Setup ( Read more... )

katrina: or you'll get my fist in your face ( Read more... )

oh, looky here where I am ( Read more... )

I went running this morning in pajama pants

due to my having forgotten my runnin patsies at school.

I felt pretty awesome.
And kind of like a dog somewhere ahead had stolen my morning paper.

knight
night
in armor enamored

something poetic needs to be done with those words someday.

I am probably officially a college student as I made jello shots today. We put gummi bears in them, but forgot the clear bears and those matching the color of the falvored gelatin would disappear in the thick substance ( Read more... )