Superman Retards

Mar 02, 2007 18:42

I've just caught the latest leak on the new Superman Film. It's gonna go straight to video however, due to a poor budget, with acting school students being given the chance to perform.
The basic plot focuses on a newfound weakness of Superman, by his arch enemy Arly, whose alter ego works as a therapy assistant at the local day-centre for the ( Read more... )

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this is california! uncle_tom_79 March 9 2007, 10:48:28 UTC


lamow wow!

its Clark Spent!

Im watching Superman 2 the richard donner version at the minute, its a shame the way they fucked him over as this version has far more magical brando moments and the ending is a bit different, the highlight for me is getting to see Lois pull a piece out on Clark which I almost fell out of my chair laughing at. all in all, 2 thumbs up! (Siskel & Pre-Bert recommended TM) Margot Kidder has never aroused me more..

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Re: this is california! uncle_tom_79 March 9 2007, 11:22:34 UTC


hmmm...women with guns...processing..

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Re: this is california! uncle_tom_79 March 9 2007, 11:23:04 UTC


...hmmm...women with knives...processing..

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Re: this is california! uncle_tom_79 March 9 2007, 11:25:19 UTC


...danger as sexiness...hmmm...new information for databanks..

...you're not gonna cut me with that are you?'

*running away while wanking*

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wampa_ruxpin March 10 2007, 19:19:12 UTC
Teeeeeeee-heeeeeee lmao You love the play-hard-to-get type don't you young Master Tom! On the contrary, I wish I could be a bit more laconic about the whole thing:

"Forget the knife, you've already got a wound decent enough for both of us to enjoy. Now shut up and fuck"

Oh wait, I forgot I don't really fancy wee Margot, there's somethin very Freudian about her that I just can't imagine fantasising about, a mum-ish thing going on that just wiggy's me away from a wank-thought, like a gentle breeze upon dying daisy-petals. That, and she really is nuts, with or without a knife.

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