lol and not a moment to soon to save the day from my fiery lecturing on body dismorphia! Ah the lesser spotted dick-stick-dyke (L. Straponis, Straponis). Why do they look like boys who like girls who like boys like their girls who dig boys like their girls who dig girls like their boys? Wouldn't it be far less complex to say "Hey! My genitalia defines me" and just leave it at that? I mean, if you were a man trapped inside a woman's body, instead of going for rather complex surgical procedure involving skin-graft techniques to sculpt a synthetic penis, would it not be easier and more honest to ask the doctor for the cheaper option of having a fore-arm and fist grafted on instead? Or is fisting no longer the in thing for alternative lifestyles? Think of the weight lifting tricks you could do at parties though. Endlessly, endlessly funny. Will She-man lift 120lbs with her third arm? Place your bets now! Oh, and cue Benny Hill Theme, for good measure.
Did I mention my get-out-of-jail free card I have by saying "Not everyone with a forearm for a cock is a dyke" and "I have gay friends, they enjoy a good queer-joke and jest-jockery from time to time" ? I didn't mention that? No? Does that make me a bigot? Oops. Does it make me sexist for saying all skinny women who starve themselves are narcissistic and what I meant to say is body dismorphic syndrome is a perfect get-out-of-jail card excuse to mock a third world populace of starving people? Ooops. Perhaps some light elevator music will help, you know, like when someone farts in a crowded lift. Oh and don't get me started on the bulaemics...now we're talking a china-town sewer of pure fashion-fascism!
next time u see a bulemic go right up to them and ask them if theyve put on weight lately. im updating my you-tube videos daily donald, so keep checking for elegant comedy jewelry..
Comments 7
..why do i find butch lesbians offensive? and aneorexic butch lesbians? dont even fucking look at me or its a cunt-kicking!'
*benny hill theme*
Reply
Ah the lesser spotted dick-stick-dyke (L. Straponis, Straponis). Why do they look like boys who like girls who like boys like their girls who dig boys like their girls who dig girls like their boys? Wouldn't it be far less complex to say "Hey! My genitalia defines me" and just leave it at that? I mean, if you were a man trapped inside a woman's body, instead of going for rather complex surgical procedure involving skin-graft techniques to sculpt a synthetic penis, would it not be easier and more honest to ask the doctor for the cheaper option of having a fore-arm and fist grafted on instead? Or is fisting no longer the in thing for alternative lifestyles? Think of the weight lifting tricks you could do at parties though. Endlessly, endlessly funny. Will She-man lift 120lbs with her third arm? Place your bets now!
Oh, and cue Benny Hill Theme, for good measure.
Reply
I didn't mention that? No? Does that make me a bigot? Oops.
Does it make me sexist for saying all skinny women who starve themselves are narcissistic and what I meant to say is body dismorphic syndrome is a perfect get-out-of-jail card excuse to mock a third world populace of starving people?
Ooops. Perhaps some light elevator music will help, you know, like when someone farts in a crowded lift.
Oh and don't get me started on the bulaemics...now we're talking a china-town sewer of pure fashion-fascism!
Reply
Reply
Reply
...you...
...jeweller.
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment