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[thepixieknows]

I GOTTA BE HONEST. I TOTALLY DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING.

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[idazzlemyself]

THIS PLACE HAS US ALL OFF OUR GAME. NO ONE HER FINDS ME DAZZLING.

[thepixieknows]

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? YOU ARE SO DAZZLING. YOU'RE MORE DAZZLING THAN ALL OF US PUT TOGETHER.

[idazzlemyself]

IKR? THERE'S OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING WRONG WITH EVERYONE HERE. I'D BE VERY WARY OF THEM, ALICE.

[thepixieknows]

BUT...BUT...YOU INVENTED THE WORD DAZZLING JUST TO DESCRIBE YOUR AWESOME CAPABILITIES. HOW CAN THEY NOT RECOGNIZE HOW AWESOME YOU ARE?

THEY'RE ALL HUMANS AREN'T THEY.

[iamriversong]

OH HONEY, NO ONE EVER DOES.
THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO EXCITING.

[thepixieknows]

I CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE. I'M SUPPOSED TO SEE THESE THINGS COMING.

I AM DISAPPOINT.

AND THIS IS NOT EXCITING. I DO NOT ENJOY TALKING LIKE THIS. IT IS VERY ANNOYING.

[iamriversong]

SWEETIE, I'M FROM THE FUTURE. SO TAKE IT FROM ME THAT YOU DON'T ALWAYS SEE THESE THINGS COMING.

YOU JUST HAVE TO LIVE IN THE MOMENT AND HOPE FOR THE BEST!

[thepixieknows]

I'VE BEEN "LIVING IN THE MOMENT" AND "HOPING FOR THE BEST" ALL MY LIFE. I'M OLD ENOUGH TO TELL YOU IT DOESN'T WORK. AND NEITHER DO CONTROL TOP PANTYHOSE. OR CONDOMS.

JUST ASK MY BROTHER.

[spikesprincess]

TROUBLING, ISN'T IT?

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WERE COMING BUT I SAW NOTHING.

[thepixieknows]

OMG YOU CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE TOO!?

CAN YOU SEE WHY KIDS LOVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH SO MUCH??

[spikesprincess]

YES. SOMETIMES I GET PREMONITIONS HERE, BUT ONLY IF IT INVOLVES SOMEONE GETTING LAID. OR DRUNK.

THE CINNAMON ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH TO BURN THEIR TONGUES, AND IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR TO MAKE THEM HYPER. AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT LAST NIGHTS DINNER SAID I SUSPECT.

[thepixieknows]

WHAT KIND OF PREMONITIONS ARE THOSE?

I AM EXTREMELY PARANOID NOW.

[consulting_di]

I DID.

[thepixieknows]

HOW DID YOU SEE IT AND I DIDN'T?!

[consulting_di]

I USED THE SUBTLE SCIENCE AND EXACT ART OF DEDUCTION-MAKING.

[thepixieknows]

I CALL BS. YOU'RE JUST A HUMAN. THE BEST THING YOUR SPECIES EVER DID WAS INVENT GLITTER. FOR THAT REASON WE HAVE DECIDED NOT TO EAT YOU. BUT YOU'RE PUSHING IT.

[unitynstrength]

IT'S BECAUSE THIS PLACE IS FULL OF THE DOCTOR. HE ALWAYS MANAGES TO MESS EVERYTHING UP AND EXPLODE THINGS. YOU SHOULD HAVE RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAD THE CHANCE.

[thepixieknows]

WHO IS THIS DOCTOR?

I HAD NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER. I'M HERE NOW SO I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE THE MOST OF IT.