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[once_merciful]

RIGHT, SO I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT I'VE BEEN ABSCONDED WITH- I'M A VERY IMPORTANT MAN AND I CAN ACCEPT THIS WILL HAPPEN. I CAN EVEN TAKE IN THAT IT WAS TO SOME SORT OF MAGIC PLACE THAT GAVE ME A FLAT AND SPIRITS WHATEVER I NEED AT THE MOMENT INTO MY HAND LIKE SOME RIDICULOUS ENCHANTED HANGBAG

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[theoncomingears]

WTF DO YOU HAVE AGAINST MINTS?

[once_merciful]

WHAT? NOTHING! I EVEN HAVE A FAVOURITE KIND. BUT THESE SHOW UP ON MY PILLOW. IT'S VERY DISCONCERTING

[theoncomingears]

WOULD YOU PREFER SOMETHING ELSE ON YOUR PILLOW? A PILE OF POO, PERHAPS?

[once_merciful]

I'D RATHER JUST HAVE A PILLOW THAT WON'T FLIPPANTLY DECORATE ITSELF AT ME.

...ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE I'M GLAD IT ISN'T EMBROIDERED WITH AN 'S.' I WAS GETTING REALLY SICK OF THAT ON ALL MY STUFF.

[hipdeepinheroes]

YOU GET MINTS, I GET CANS OF HAIRSPRAY. YOU TELL ME WHICH ONE IS MORE UNNERVING.

[once_merciful]

DID YOU NEED HAIRSPRAY? I FOUND TOOTHPASTE IN MY POCKET AN HOUR AGO.

[hipdeepinheroes]

I SUPPOSE I DID. DID YOUR POCKET HAVE TEETH IN IT?

[once_merciful]

IT MIGHT HAVE. I DIDN'T CHECK, I WAS TOO BUSY SHOUTING AT THE FURNITURE.

[amyface_macpond]

THE "MAGIC" LOZENGE DIDN'T DO ME ANY HARM, SO STOP BEING SUCH A BABY ABOUT IT AND JUST EAT IT.

[once_merciful]

CAN'T TRUST YOUR WORD, SORRY. ALL THE GINGERS I KNOW ARE TREACHEROUS AND/OR FICKLE. OR LOUD.

[amyface_macpond]

YOU'RE ON THE LIST.

AND IT'S JUST CAUSE YOU ARE JEALOUS.

[once_merciful]

I'M ON A LOT OF LISTS ACTUALLY.

NOT! I LIKE MY OWN SHIZ JUST FINE THANKS