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idazzlemyself in wanaseemytardis

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Oct 01, 2010 18:30

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, VAMPIRES, AND WHATEVER ELSE IS OUT THERE

I'M EDWARD FUCKING CULLEN AND I HAVE 107 YEARS OF PENT UP FRUSTRATION TO WORK OUT.

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i'm edward fucking cullen

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blackjacob October 1 2010, 22:35:18 UTC

HEL-OH...

I'LL JUST BE LEAVING, THEN.

idazzlemyself October 1 2010, 22:36:37 UTC

SORRY, NO WOLVES ALLOWED ON THIS RIDE.

WELL, MAYBE IF YOU ASK NICELY YOU CAN HUMP MY LEG.

blackjacob October 1 2010, 22:42:09 UTC

I'D RATHER CHEW MY OWN LEG OFF.

SEE ALSO: NESSIE'S REACTION BELOW.

idazzlemyself October 1 2010, 22:50:42 UTC

YOU CAN GNAW ON YOUR OWN LEG? DAMN, IF I COULD DO THAT I'D NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE.

YOU'LL COME AROUND. THE BITCHES ALWAYS DO. I'M EDWARD FUCKING CULLEN. I SPARKLE AND SHIT.

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1/3 renesmee October 1 2010, 22:38:32 UTC

2/3 renesmee October 1 2010, 22:39:45 UTC

3/3 renesmee October 1 2010, 22:40:22 UTC

Re: 3/3 idazzlemyself October 1 2010, 22:43:11 UTC

HELLO THERE, CHILD OF MY LOINS.

DO YOU HAVE ANY HOT FRIENDS THAT HAVE A THING FOR OLDER MEN?

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therosalie October 1 2010, 22:38:52 UTC

YOU DISGUST ME.

idazzlemyself October 1 2010, 22:40:37 UTC

DISGUST? I THINK YOU HAVE THAT CONFUSED WITH AROUSE.

THEY'RE SIMILAR EMOTIONS, I'VE NOTICED.

therosalie October 1 2010, 22:42:25 UTC

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TELL EVERYONE HOW YOU LIKE DUDES, YOU KNOW, SINCE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME.

WHICH IS JUST STRANGE, BUT WHATEVER.

idazzlemyself October 1 2010, 22:44:52 UTC

I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOU NOW, HOW ABOUT THAT?

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bellamarie October 1 2010, 22:40:30 UTC

*BLINK BLINK BLINK*

EDWARD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR VIRCHOO?

IS THAT A SMALL CHILD IN YOUR UNDERPANTS?

/*BLINK BLINK BLINK*

idazzlemyself October 1 2010, 22:41:41 UTC

OH. YOU'RE HERE TOO?

WELL THIS IS AWKWARD.

ABOUT THAT WHOLE NOT HAVING SEX THING. I'VE RECONSIDERED.

bellamarie October 1 2010, 22:43:33 UTC

*RIPS CLOTHES OFF*

OH?

idazzlemyself October 1 2010, 22:46:58 UTC

WELL HELLO THERE.

WE NEED TO BE SURE WE HAVE, LIKE, 5953 CONDOMS THOUGH. WE DONT NEED ANYMORE DEMON SPAWN.

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tiemcockagent October 1 2010, 22:52:56 UTC

WHAT IS THIS

WHAT IS THIS

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? PEOPLE FORM AN ORDERLY LINE MOB TO SLEEP WITH ME?

idazzlemyself October 1 2010, 22:54:37 UTC

ARE YOUR FEATURES CHISELED FROM GRANITE?

ARE YOU ALWAYS ROCK HARD AND READY TO GO?

DOES YOUR PEEN SPARKLE IN THE SUN?

I DON'T THINK SO.

tiemcockagent October 1 2010, 22:56:01 UTC

YES
GIVE ME HALF A SECOND

WHAT?

idazzlemyself October 1 2010, 23:02:59 UTC

I SPARKLE IN THE SUN. ALL OF ME. IT GOES WITH THE WHOLE VAMPIRE THING. THE CHICKS DIG IT. NEVER SHOWN IT TO A GUY, BUT FOR YOU I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION.

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