EYE PATCHES AND BAGGY PANTS YO

Oct 03, 2010 21:34

RIGHT.

A SPY KNOWN AS THE DOCTOR IS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE AND YOU WILL HAND HIM OVER TO THE STATE FOR INTERROGATION. THOSE THAT DO NOT COMPLY SHALL BE SEEN AS TRAITORS TO THE STATE AND ALLIES WITH THE SPY. WHICH MEANS THAT I'LL YELL A LOT

WHO WILL ASSIST IN THE INVESTIGATION FIRST?

brigade leader will sex you up

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theoncomingears October 3 2010, 13:21:57 UTC
I SAW THE DOCTOR. HE WENT THAT WAY *POINTS TO THE LEFT*

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unitynstrength October 3 2010, 23:11:22 UTC
AH. THANKYOU

[RUNS THAT WAY BUT COMES BACK SOON AFTER]

ARE YOU QUITE SURE?

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theoncomingears October 4 2010, 01:20:22 UTC
*CONSIDERS* YOU KNOW, HE MIGHT'VE GONE THAT WAY, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. *POINTS RIGHT*

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unitynstrength October 4 2010, 09:50:09 UTC
BUT I HAVE ALREADY CHECKED THAT WAY....

[SKEPTICAL LOOK]

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prays2jagger October 3 2010, 14:41:22 UTC
AN INVESTIGATION? LIKE A DETECTIVE? RIGHT, COUNT ME IN! CAN I WEAR A TRENCH AND A FEDORA?

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unitynstrength October 3 2010, 23:14:01 UTC
YES, AN INVESTIGATION; WE NEED TO FIND THE DOCTOR AND HIS ACCOMPLACES.

WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT YOU WEAR? SO LONG AS YOU HELP!

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once_merciful October 3 2010, 15:43:42 UTC
I SAW HIM TOO. HE WENT THAT WAY. *POINTS RIGHT*

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unitynstrength October 3 2010, 23:14:56 UTC
[NODS AND RUNS IN THAT DIRECTION, RETURNING A FEW MOMENTS LATER LOOKING QUITE PEEVED]

I'M NOT CERTAIN I BELIEVE YOU.

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once_merciful October 3 2010, 23:22:10 UTC
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, NOBODY DOES. [UNTIL HE SAVES THE UNIVERSE, ANYWAY.]

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unitynstrength October 3 2010, 23:25:07 UTC
WELL PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GIVE BETTER DIRECTIONS.

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prays2jagger October 3 2010, 16:01:30 UTC
FOLLOW UP QUESTION:

ARE YOU A PIRATE?

BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WICKED!

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unitynstrength October 3 2010, 23:17:34 UTC
NO, I AM NOT A PIRATE! I AM BRIGADE LEADER OF THE LONDON BRANCH OF THE UNITED KINGDOM STATE.

I DO NOT THINK I PIRATE COULD HOLD SUCH A POSITION.

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prays2jagger October 3 2010, 23:25:14 UTC
NAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. PIRATES ARE WAY COOLER. TOO BAD THOUGH. I COULD HAVE GOTTEN YOU AN AMAZING HAT.

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unitynstrength October 3 2010, 23:53:58 UTC
AN AMAZING HAT WITH AN EYE PATCH THIS SEXY? WOULDN'T HAVE WORKED

[HAVE A GALRE]

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tiemcockagent October 3 2010, 16:03:15 UTC
HE SAW ME AND HE WENT THAT WAY *POINTS UP*

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unitynstrength October 3 2010, 23:18:40 UTC
[HANDS ON HIPS]

NOW I'VE HAD TWO OTHER MEN CLAIM THAT HE WENT CERTAIN DIRECTIONS AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I SHAN'T BE TRICKED A THIRD TIME!

TELL ME WHERE THE DOCTOR IS OR I SHALL ASSUME YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLACE AND TREAT YOU AS SUCH.

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tiemcockagent October 4 2010, 00:09:24 UTC
*GRINS*

I CERTAINLY WAS AN ACCOMPLICE FOR A BIT. TOO BAD THAT BASTARD DOESN'T PUT OUT ANYMORE.

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unitynstrength October 4 2010, 00:11:36 UTC
[PULLS OUT A GUN]

AN ACCOMPLICE?! I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE STUPID OR JUST OBLIVIOUS TO ADMITTING THAT.

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