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Oct 03, 2010 17:29

HAS ANYONE SEEN A BOY NAMED HARRY POTTER? GLASSES, MESSY BLACK HAIR, SAVED THE WIZARDING WORLD FROM THE DARK LORD, BLAH BLAH BLAH?

NO?

IF HE'S LEFT ME AGAIN FOR MY OWN GOOD, I'M DUMPING HIS ASS, EPILOGUE BE DAMNED.

HI I'M GINNY. I'M 17 AND I NEED A NEW BOYFRIEND. ANY OFFERS?

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rude0and0ginger October 3 2010, 22:32:59 UTC
US GINGERS SHOULD STICK TOGETHER, YOU KNOW.

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topshelfgin October 3 2010, 22:34:17 UTC
*GIVES HIM AN APPRAISING LOOK* YOU LOOK TOO MUCH LIKE ONE OF MY BROTHERS. BUT YOU'RE RIGHT, WE SHOULD STICK TOGETHER. FRIENDS? SAY YES OR I'LL HEX YOUR BALLS OFF.

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rude0and0ginger October 3 2010, 22:58:22 UTC
*IS A BIT SCARED. AND A BIT TURNED ON. HOLDS HIS HAND OUT*

OH, ABSOLUTELY. I'M TURLOUGH.

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amyface_macpond October 3 2010, 23:44:35 UTC
I AGREE. YOU SHOULD JOIN OUR GINGER'S CLUB.

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amyface_macpond October 3 2010, 23:47:23 UTC
I THINK IT'S A GOOD CHOICE NOT LETTING YOURSELF GET TIED DOWN BY A MAN WHEN YOU'RE SO YOUNG.

I LIKE YOU. WE SHOULD HANG OUT AND TALK ABOUT CLOTHES AND GO ON AWESOME ADVENTURES TOGETHER.

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topshelfgin October 4 2010, 00:39:35 UTC
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING, GETTING INVOLVED SO EARLY. HE WAS A BIT LARGER THAN LIFE I SUPPOSE.

I COULD USE SOME AWESOME ADVENTURES. FAR TOO MANY OF MY ADVENTURES HAVE BEEN LAME. WHICH SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE, BUT THERE YOU ARE.

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iwearafeznow October 4 2010, 02:02:54 UTC
DON'T BE A BAD INFLUENCE AMY.

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once_merciful October 4 2010, 00:04:43 UTC
WHAT'S WRONG WITH LEAVING PEOPLE FOR THEIR OWN GOOD?

[SORE SPOT WUT.]

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topshelfgin October 4 2010, 00:40:38 UTC
YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE TYPES, AREN'T YOU? WHAT'S WRONG IS THE PERSON LEFT BEHIND GETS BORED. OR WORSE, SPENDS HER NIGHTS WONDERING AND FANTASIZING... I MEAN JUST WONDERING.

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once_merciful October 4 2010, 00:44:43 UTC
BORED IS GOOD WHEN YOU'RE ALIVE, OKAY?

FANTASIZING? .....YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE TYPE, AREN'T YOU? :|

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topshelfgin October 4 2010, 00:59:27 UTC
WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE SO MELODRAMATIC? THIS IS WHY I'M STICKING TO NORMAL GUYS FROM NOW ON.

HEY! IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL. EVERY GIRL DOES IT. >.>

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tiemcockagent October 4 2010, 00:10:42 UTC
CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE 18, RED.

AND NOT FOR A BOYFRIEND.

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topshelfgin October 4 2010, 00:42:05 UTC
*GIVES HIM A LONG LOOK*

17'S LEGAL WHERE I'M FROM.

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tiemcockagent October 4 2010, 00:57:13 UTC
WELL IN THAT CASE...

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topshelfgin October 4 2010, 01:17:06 UTC
*BLINKS FOR A SECOND THEN TAKES A STEP BACK* YOU'RE STILL TOO OLD FOR ME. WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE 50?

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iwearafeznow October 4 2010, 02:03:45 UTC
WELL, AS IT SO HAPPENS, I COLLECT GINGERS.

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topshelfgin October 4 2010, 02:04:32 UTC
THAT WORKS OUT WELL, I COLLECT BOYS WITH ODD THINGS ON THEIR HEADS.

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iwearafeznow October 4 2010, 19:38:22 UTC
WANT TO SEE THE UNIVERSE?

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topshelfgin October 5 2010, 00:59:48 UTC
IS THAT A EUPHEMISM?

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