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[cptnyates]

ANYONE FOR HOT COCOA AND A CHAT? I MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, OR WHY WE'RE ALL HERE, OR WHY NO ONE CAN STOP SHOUTING, BUT I DO KNOW THAT TINNED COCOA IS GOOD FOR A SORE THROAT AND THE DOCTOR'S LEFT HIS BUNSEN BURNER UNATTENDED AGAIN.

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[theoncomingears]

I'LL TAKE A CUP! YOU DON'T MIND IF I ADD SOME WHISKEY TO IT, DO YOU? I'M BECOMING RATHER FOND OF IT.

[cptnyates]

NOT AT ALL. AND IF YOU FELT LIKE SHARING, I WOULDN'T SAY NO TO A BIT MYSELF.

YOU'RE JUST BECOMING A FAN OF IT NOW? SO THE BRIGADIER NEVER MADE YOU DRINK ANY, BACK IN MY DAY? I FIND THAT SHOCKING.

[theoncomingears]

REDISCOVERING IT THEN. DIFFERENT BODY, DIFFERENT TASTE BUDS *PASSES THE BOTTLE OVER* THE BRIG DID HAVE A NICE STASH. WE SHOULD RAID IT SOMETIME.

[cptnyates]

I DON'T THINK HE'D LIKE THAT VERY MUCH. *SHORT PAUSE* BUT WE SHOULDN'T LET THAT STOP US!

REGENERATIONS DO CHANGE A LOT, DON'T THEY? EVEN YOUR PERSONALITY. *THINKING THAT THIS VERSION OF THE DOCTOR SEEMS VERY LITTLE LIKE THE ONE HE'S USED TO*

[idazzlemyself]

I DON'T DRINK COCO. I WOULD JUST HAVE TO HACK IT BACK UP. AND SURE, I'D LOOK SEXY WHILE DOING IT, BUT IT CHAGRINS MY DAZZLE A LITTLE.

[cptnyates]

REALLY? I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT WOULD JUST GO STRAIGHT THROUGH. THEN AGAIN I DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT THE DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS OF VAMPIRES.

[idazzlemyself]

THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING IS VENOM. THAT'S ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW. WHY IS MY BREATH SO SWEET? VENOM. HOW DO I GET A HUMAN PREGNANT? VENOM. IT'S REALLY CONVENIENT.

[cptnyates]

WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO WITH VENOM?

JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY.

[rude0and0ginger]

HULLO, MICHAEL!

I WOULD QUITE FANCY A CUP. I HAVE A MAN SHOUTING AT ME IN MY HEAD CONSTANTLY. IT'S RATHER ANNOYING.

[cptnyates]

I'M STILL NOT GETTING USED TO YOU CALLING ME THAT. *GIVES HIM A CUP OF COCOA*

A MAN SHOUTING AT YOU IN YOUR HEAD? THAT DOESN'T SOUND PLEASANT. OR ENTIRELY SANE.

[rude0and0ginger]

IT'S NOT PLEASANT AT ALL, MIKE. BUT, I ASSURE YOU, IT ISN'T ENTIRELY MY FAULT.

**TAKES CUP AND RATTLES JUST A BIT WHEN THE BLACK GUARDIAN YELLS AT HIM:

WHERE'S MY CUP? WHAT? YOU THINK INCARNATIONS OF PURE EVIL DON'T LIKE A LITTLE HOT COCOA NOW AND THEN? SELFISH TWIT!**

THERE HE GOES AGAIN. COMPLAINING HOW NO ONE EVER THINKS ABOUT HIM.

[cptnyates]

JUST 'YATES' IS FINE IF 'MIKE' IS SO HORRIBLE. DID SOMEONE NAMED MIKE KILL YOUR MOTHER OR SOMETHING?

*CAN'T HEAR THE BLACK GUARDIAN, BUT IS A BIT WORRIED WHEN TURLOUGH STARTS TO FREAK OUT*

HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON?

[prays2jagger]

THAT'S NICE OF YOU! I'LL HAVE ONE! DO YOU HAVE ANY TINY MARSHMALLOWS? MAYBE THE ONES IN DIFFERENT COLORS? THOSE ARE THE BEST!

[cptnyates]

I ONLY HAVE ARMY RATION COCOA. SORRY. *HANDS HIM A MUG* BETTER THAN NOTHING. I DIDN'T KNOW IT CAME IN DIFFERENT COLOURS. I GUESS I DON'T GET OUT MUCH.

[prays2jagger]

ACTUALLY I THINK IT'S ONLY AROUND CHRISTMAS OR EASTER... OR SOMETHING. THEY'RE GREEN AND PINK.

*TAKES MUG*

FANTASTIC!

*LOOKS HIM UP AND DOWN*

WELL, EVERYONE LOVES A BOY IN UNIFORM.

*EYEBROW WAGGLE*

[cptnyates]

THEY MUST BE NEW. I'LL HAVE TO LOOK AROUND COME CHRISTMAS.

*HE GOES A BIT RED IN THE FACE AND GRINS*

YOU INCLUDED?