GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS. WE'RE GOING SHOPPING.

[tiemcockagent]

EVERYONE AROUND HERE WEARS SUCH UNFLATTERING CLOTHING. AND BY "WEARS UNFLATTERING CLOTHING," I MOSTLY MEAN WEARS CLOTHING. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

Comments

[prays2jagger]

DOES THIS MEAN WE GET TO GO SHOPPING?

[tiemcockagent]

WE CAN GO SHOPPING. YOUR CLOTHING IS NEITHER TIGHT NOR REVEALING ENOUGH FOR MY TASTE.

[prays2jagger]

*LOOKS DOWN AT HIS CLOTHES*

BUT IT'S A PONCHO!

*DON'T TAKE HIS HAPPY AWAY!*

[tiemcockagent]

YOU POOR MISGUIDED SOUL. I COULD SEE YOU ROCKING SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

[doctor_three]

[JOINS THE END OF THE CUE]

HOW IN RASSILON'S NAME DID I END UP HERE?!

[tiemcockagent]

BEATS ME, GRAMPS.

[doctor_three]

GRAMPS?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M A SPRING CHICKEN IN COMPARISON TO MOST OF MY REGENERATIONS!

[CUE FIXING OF RUFFLES IN THE MOST POMPUS WAY POSSIBLE]

[tiemcockagent]

OH YOU'RE ONE OF THE DOCTORS, NVM.

[suitedforcoffee]

I THOUGHT YOU LIKED MY SUITS.

[tiemcockagent]

IN A PILE NEXT TO MY BED, YES.

KEYWORDS

[suitedforcoffee]

YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY FURTHERING THAT GOAL BY INSULTING MY SENSE OF STYLE.

YOU SAID THE PINK SHIRT LOOKED GOOD ON ME.

Re: KEYWORDS

[tiemcockagent]

*DAMMIT*

YOU HAVE A VERY CLASSY SENSE OF STYLE AND YOUR SUITS ARE ALWAYS PERFECTLY FITTED.

IT GOES NICELY WITH YOUR SKIN TONE!

[rude0and0ginger]

THAT DRESS IS UNFLATTERING.

[sweetdee_boom]

I'M WITH YOU IN THIS, MISTER GINGER ALIEN.

[rude0and0ginger]

FINALLY WE CAN AGREE ON SOMETHING, DEE. MY NAME IS TURLOUGH, BY THE WAY.

[sweetdee_boom]

TURLOUGH. STRANGE NAME. MY NAME IS... WELL, YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT MY NAME IS. WHO TOLD YOU?

[adent_inspace]

*LOOKS DOWN AT HIS JIM JAMS*

I COULD DEFINITELY USE A CHANGE.

[tiemcockagent]

YEAH, YOU REALLY COULD. WHAT KIND OF A MAN ARE YOU, MR...?

[adent_inspace]

DENT. ARTHUR DENT.

AND I'M EITHER A VERY LUCKY MAN, OR A VERY UNFORTUNATE MAN.

RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST A VERY CONFUSED MAN.

[tiemcockagent]

OK WOW DID YOU WANT BOOZE AND A CRY OR NEW CLOTHING THEN? I CAN DO BOTH.