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[sweetdee_boom]

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[secretive_belle]

*BELLE GOES INTO THE PUB, IT'S NOT GLAMOROUS AT ALL.*

DO YOU HAVE COCKTAILS?

[sweetdee_boom]

I HAVE BEER!

BUT THIS PLACE CAN MAKE ANYTHING.

*GIVES HER A PINK COCKTAIL AND A BEER.*

BUT IT SEEMS THAT WITH EVERY DRINK, YOU HAVE A BEER TOO.

[secretive_belle]

SO I MUST HAVE A BEER WITH MY DRINK?

[sweetdee_boom]

YEP, BUT YOU CAN DO WITH THEM WHATEVER YOU WANT!

[prays2jagger]

*MAKES AN AMAZING ENTRANCE ALL SUNLIGHT BEHIND HIM, SILHOUETTING HIS FRAME, ACCENTING HIS COWBOY HAT AND PLATFORM SHOES*

OI, IF THIS PUB IS SO IRISH... WHY DON'T YOU HAVE AN ACCENT?

*COMES IN THE REST OF THE WAY NORMAL LIKE AND SITS DOWN AT THE BAR*

YOU GOT ANY OF THOSE KITTEN MITTENS?

[sweetdee_boom]

BECAUSE I'M AMERICAN.

YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE KITTEN MITTENS YOU WANT.

*GIVES HIM SOME.*

[prays2jagger]

ALL RIGHT! THANKS, SWEET DEE!

*STORES THEM AWAY IN HIS MAGIC SATCHEL HE TOTALLY DID NOT HAVE COMING IN. IT'S SPARKLY AND MATCHES HIS RED AND SILVER OUTFIT*

HOW ARE THOSE KITTY CATS, BY THE WAY? PLENTY OF ROOM AT THE MANSION STILL...

[sweetdee_boom]

THEY'RE OK, IT DIDN'T APPEAR MORE, THAT'S GOOD.

[theoncomingears]

I COULD USE A WHISKEY

[sweetdee_boom]

HERE YOU HAVE, A WHISKEY AND A BEER.

[theoncomingears]

*LOOKS AT THE EXTRA BEER THEN SHRUGS AND DROPS THE WHISKEY INTO THE BEER GLASS AND CHUGS IT, BOMB STYLE*

*MAKES A FACE* AS BAD AS I REMEMBER IT BEING. *GRINS* I'LL HAVE ANOTHER!

[sweetdee_boom]

THEN YOU'LL HAVE ANOTHER ONE.

*GIVES HIM ANOTHER TWO GLASSES, ONE OF WHISKEY AND OTHER OF BEER.*

[cosmic_wangst]

I CAN'T ABSORB ALCOHOL, IT WILL KILL ME! YOU INCONSIDERATE F-

[GETS TIPPED OFF THE TABLE, BUT HIS POT DOES NOT BREAK THIS TIME.]

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU ALL OF YOU

[sweetdee_boom]

YOU COULD ASK FOR WATER, INSTEAD OF BEING A BITCH ABOUT IT.

AND YOU COULD LOOK GREAT ON MY WINDOW.

*TAKES THE PLANT AND PUTS IT IN ON THE TABLE AGAIN.*