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[crazy_tacolady]

*FRED DECIDED TO VENTURE OUT OF THE HOTEL ON HER OWN, TO GET SOME ICE CREAM OR A TACO, MAYBE BOTH. BUT THE MOMENT SHE STEPS OFF THE PROPERTY, *POOF* SHE'S IN ANOTHER WORLD. LOOKING AROUND, EYES WIDE

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[goddamnrivertam]

*CREEPS UP FROM BEHIND*

...FOUND YOU!

[crazy_tacolady]

*JUMPS ABOUT A FOOT INTO THE AIR*

AHH! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT! AND DON'T MAKE SO MUCH NOISE! THEY'LL FIND US!

[goddamnrivertam]

DON'T BE AFRAID. I WON'T LET THEM.

[crazy_tacolady]

HOW? DID THEY MAKE YOU THE QUEEN? WHY DON'T I EVER GET TO BE THE QUEEN?

[iwearafeznow]

*VVWWOOOORP VVWWWOOOORP VVWWOOOORP*

HELLO, THERE!

[crazy_tacolady]

*STARES AT THE BLUE BOX AND THE ODD MAN* WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR HEAD? IS THAT HOW THEY KEEP TRACK OF PEOPLE HERE? DOES IT ZAP YOU IF YOU TRY TO TAKE IT OFF?

[iwearafeznow]

THIS IS A JAYNE HAT. IT'S COOL.

I'M THE DOCTOR, BY THE WAY.

[crazy_tacolady]

YOU'RE A DOCTOR AND YOU WEAR A SILLY HAT LIKE THAT? AND PEOPLE SAY I'M CRAZY.

I'M FRED.

[ripperthegreat]

YOU STUCK IN ANOTHER HELL DIMENSION AGAIN? BLASTED THINGS DON'T EVER SEEM TO GO AWAY.

[crazy_tacolady]

I WASN'T EVEN READING A BOOK THIS TIME! I LEARNED MY LESSON! NEVER READ FROM OLD, DUSTY BOOKS. AT LEAST NOT OUT LOUD.

[iwearafeznow]

BUT THAT'S ALL THE FUN!

[crazy_tacolady]

FUN? BEING A SLAVE FOR 5 YEARS IS HARDLY FUN.

BESIDES, YOUR JUDGMENT IS CLEARLY SUSPECT.

[adent_inspace]

[IS WALKING ALONG HAVING A SWELL DAY, TRA LA LA, OUT SHOPPING, DRINKING TEA, ETC WHEN HE SEES FRED. SHE LOOKS FAMILIAR, SOMEHOW, AND HE LIKES HER INSTANTLY. BUT WHY? ARTHUR THINKS. SHE JUST LOOKS LIKE A NICE PERSON. AND SHE'S FIT, IN A DORKY ADORABLE QUIRKY SORT OF WAY THAT ARTHUR ALWAYS LIKES, HE REASONS. OH ANOTHER TIME ANOTHER PLACE, BUT ARTHUR'S FEEBLE HUMAN MIND CAN'T GRASP MULTIPLE DIMENSIONS. HE FINALLY DECIDES TO GO OVER TO HER AND SAY HELLO. SHE LOOKS A BIT ALARMED AS IT IS.]

HELLO. NEW ARRIVAL?

[crazy_tacolady]

*FRED KNOWS NONE OF THAT B/C SHE'S NOT EDWARD SO SHE CAN'T READ MINDS. BUT HE LOOKS A BIT FAMILIAR, ALTHOUGH THIS SEEMS BACKWARD SOMEHOW*

*JUMPS* DOES THIS HELL DIMENSION SUCK PEOPLE IN THAT OFTEN? THAT'S HARDLY FAIR, THERE SHOULD AT LEAST BE A PORTAL OR SOMETHING TO WARN A GIRL.

[adent_inspace]

PORTAL... HMM. YEAH THAT WOULD BE HANDY. THIS ISN'T A HELL DIMENSION THOUGH. AT LEAST IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT TO ME. I MEAN IT'S AS CONFUSING AS-- UH, IT'S CONFUSING A LOT OF THE TIME, BUT IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE. IT'S... WELL, IT'S HARD TO DESCRIBE. SO I USUALLY DON'T.

I'M ARTHUR DENT.

[crazy_tacolady]

SAFE? HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S SAFE? DID THE ALIENS TELL YOU THAT? YOU SHOULDN'T TRUST ALIENS. *LOOKS AROUND, WANTING TO HIDE UNDER SOMETHING, BUT SEEING NOTHING LOOKS BACK AT ARTHUR*

I'M FRED.

[prays2jagger]

HELL DIMENSION? HELL AIN'T NOTHING LIKE THIS PLACE! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY BOUNCY CASTLE, HAVE YOU?

[consulting_di]

ISN'T ANYTHING. HELL ISN'T ANYTHING LIKE THIS PLACE.

[ripperthegreat]

*WIPES GLASSES AND GLARES AT SHERLOCK* OH, YOU. LEAVE POOR FRED ALONE. SHE'S HAVING ENOUGH TROUBLE ACCLIMATIZING TO THIS PLACE WITHOUT SOME.. GRAMMAR NAZI ACCOSTING HER LANGUAGE.

*GIVES FRED A TOASTED MARSHMALLOW*

[crazy_tacolady]

*TAKES THE MARSHMELLOW AND MUNCHES IT. ALMOST AS GOOD AS TACOS* WASNT ME WE HAS PICKING ON. IT WAS THE FLASHY GUY WITH THE BOUNCY CASTLE. BUT IM SURE I'LL SAY SOMETHIN WRONG EVENTUALLY. TEXAS ACCENT LEADS ITSELF TO THAT.