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[iamriversong]

HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS. I HAVE ARRIVED. MISS ME?
I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHERE THIS IS BUT IT IS A BIT EXCITING.
LET'S MAKE THE BEST OF IT SHALL WE.
CAN ANYONE HELP A GIRL OUT?

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[misssullivan]

UHHHH....I'D HELP IF I COULD, BUT YEAH, I'M JUST AS LOST AS YOU ARE. AND I MEAN THAT QUITE LITERALLY, 'CAUSE YEAH THIS PLACE ISN'T A BIT FAMILIAR. AND DOES IT SEEM LOUDER TO YOU OR IS THAT JUST ME?

ALL I DO KNOW IS THAT IF CLARK WAS PLAYING AROUND WITH ANOTHER KRYPTONIAN ARTIFICAT AND THAT'S WHAT GOT ME HERE, HE'S GOING TO GET SOME KRYPTONITE IN A REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE PLACE.

[iamriversong]

DARLING IT'S ALWAYS LOUD WHERE EVER I GO. I ALWAYS THINK IT'S A BIT OF A FANFARE OR SOME IMPENDING DOOM FOLLOWING.

WHO IS CLARK? KRYPTONITE SOUNDS LIKE A STORY OUT OF A COMIC BOOK. EXCITING.

[misssullivan]

DOES IMPENDING DOOM OFTEN FOLLOW YOU? BECAUSE WHILE I'M REALLY NOT ONE TO TALK ABOUT GETTING MYSELF INTO REALLY BAD SITUATIONS, I JUST YOU WOULDN'T MIND KNOWING AHEAD OF TIME IF SOMETHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU POP UP. BE ABLE TO HAVE MY TASER HANDY, STUFF LIKE THAT.

CLARK'S MY BEST FRIEND. HE'S...WELL HE'S PRETTY MUCH A COMIC BOOK COME TO LIFE. SERIOUSLY, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HALF OF WHAT I COULD TELL YOU ABOUT HIM.

[iamriversong]

NOT OFTEN. I TRY TO STAY ONE STEP AHEAD OF IT BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST GET SWEPT UP AND MAKE THE BEST OF IT. MOST OF THE TIME YOU CAN'T STOP THE BAD THINGS FROM HAPPENING, NO MATTER HOW FAR YOU LEAP AHEAD IN TIME.

BELIEVE ME DEAR. I WOULD BELIEVE IT. I KIND OF HAVE MY OWN STORIES THAT ARE COMIC BOOK-ESQUE IN LIFE. BUT WITH YOU BEING HERE, YOU HAVE YOUR OWN COMIC BOOK LIFE TO START.

[iwearafeznow]

OH, YOU AGAIN.

[iamriversong]

DON'T BE LIKE THAT. YOU KNOW YOU MISSED ME.

[iwearafeznow]

THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE TRUE.

[iamriversong]

*SMILES*

DEFINITELY TRUE.

[theoncomingears]

NO. BUT THEN I CAN'T MISS SOMEONE I HAVEN'T MET, CAN I?

YOU'RE CURRENTLY OUTSIDE OF TIME AND SPACE IN A PLACE I'M CALLING NINETOPIA.

[iamriversong]

YOU HAVEN'T MET ME YET. YOU WILL AND THEN YOU'LL MISS ME.
I CAN ALMOST GUARANTEE IT.

NINETOPIA? BETTER BE CAREFUL THAT DOESN'T GO TO YOUR HEAD.

[iwearafeznow]

EVERYTHING GOES TO HIS HEAD, RIVER. TRY NOT TO LOOK AT HIM TOO MUCH OR HE'LL START TO CHARGE YOU FOR IT.

[iamriversong]

OH CHEEKY.
CAN'T SAY I'VE GOT MY PURSE ON ME IN THIS OUTFIT SO HE'LL HAVE TO TAKE AN IOU.