TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

[consulting_di]

I HAVE ASSEMBLED PROFILES ON EVERY ONE OF YOU AND SHALL BE OBSERVING YOU CAREFULLY THROUGHOUT THE COMING DAYS, OR AS LONG AS PROVES NECESSARY.

-SHERLOCK HOLMES
CONSULTING DETECTIVE

Comments

[ripperthegreat]

YES, WELL. YOU'VE ALREADY DONE YOUR OBSERVING OF ME. TELLING ME HOW TO TALK, IT'S RIDICULOUS.

[consulting_di]

NONSENSE. AS A LIBRARIAN, YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF GRAMMAR. BUT THEN, YOU WERE NEVER REALLY IN IT FOR THE WORDS.

[shinydinosaurs]

OOH OOOH I'D LOVE TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME.
IT'S NIFTY.

YOU SHOULD MEET RIVER! I BET SHE COULD PROFILE YOU BETTER THAN YOU COULD HER. AND IT'D BE SO FUNNY TO WATCH YOU BESTED BY A LITTLE GIRL.