holy friggin' shnikies!

[wanderbohemian]

I need to see a specialist. Somehow, I think I'm giving off some funky pheromone at work that attracts fruitcakes. There's a guy at this job with a major crush on me, which isn't a big deal except that he's getting a little too close. He'll use just about any excuse to touch, but not in a way that I can say anything to my steward because it's

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[britishamerican]

ewwwwwwwww....

Be careful, ok?

[wanderbohemian]

Always careful, and always wearing my ass kicking boots...

[crazy_texxx]

total ewwww-ness. Yes, be careful.

I'm sure you'll come up with a clever way to dispatch Creepy McStalker dude.

[wanderbohemian]

Oddly, with this one I found the best thing to carry on with "as usual." He sits at my table, I continue with my lunch/book. He jumps in my lift, I keep hanging lights. He tries to chat while everybody else is running around like ants, I ask how I can best help the ant scurrying...

It would have been much more fun to kick him out of my lift, but sadly, I may work with him again and need to not burn my employment bridges...