The Dawning Wall - [Fourth Wall Event/Action]

[wanderer_jack]

[His stomach rumbled loudly, a rare occasion where the samurai found himself hungry even in the dead of night. Sitting up, he stared at his stomach, only to be answered by an even angrier, disgruntled growl. Food was in order, lest his appetite overwhelm his desire to sleep. Shuffling with sleep-filled eyes into the kitchen, the samurai thanked his

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[coulda_saved]

♪~ Who's watching
Tell me who's watching
Who's watching me ~♪

[wanderer_jack]

...Hello?

[coulda_saved]

♪~ I'm just an average man with an average life
I work from 9 to 5, hey hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone, in my average home
But why do I always feel
Like I'm in the Twilight Zone? and... ~♪

[wanderer_jack]

...[Looks left.] ...[Looks right.] Um, is someone there?

[stoopid_samurai]

We meet again, SAMUURAAI!

[wanderer_jack]

Aku! [He unconsciously drew the sword forth before the thought had even registered to him. His brows furrowed and eyes narrowed.] You were banished from this world! How did you return!?

[stoopid_samurai]

Oh, you know how it is when you're the ruler of the entire galaxy.

Oh wait, you don't. That's me.

[eyebrowsonfire]

FOOLISH SAMURAI! YOU DARE DISTURB- [Wait, what the heck.]

... the all powerful Aku?

[bagpipewarrior]

[From behind:]

Oi, laddie, ye best be plannin' to share some food with ye're old pal. I dinnae come aooll the way tae this place of lilly wingy people just so I could up and starve meself!

[wanderer_jack]

[The voice alone made Jack cringe...and then the smell hit his nostrils.] Scots---man...? [He turned his head around slowly, eyes wide and hoping that he was merely hearing and smelling things.]

[bagpipewarrior]

Aye! Who did ye think it was! Have ye gone soft in the head already?

[wanderer_jack]

[WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYY?!?!?!] No, it is merely that...I did not expect...you...to be...here.

[ghostly93]

[AND THEN A GHOST POPPED OUT!]

HAAAAUNT!

[wanderer_jack]

[Jack stared long and hard at the purple entity, the bulging eyes and tongue very odd compared to the entities he had encountered in this world thus far.] Oh, hello...purple...spirit.

[ghostly93]

[...What. Really. What is it with this guy?! That's like, one of his most classic entrances!]

H-Haunt?

[wanderer_jack]

[Jack scratched his cheek, the odd spirit's expression from before still bewildering him.] Are you a spirit or ghost of some form?

[iwillcutjoo]

[It'll only be when Jack has obtained nourishment that he may hear the scritch-scratch of tiny, clawed feet scuttling around on the counters next to the fridge. It'll last for a second or two before it stops, and them some hearty nibbling starts up.

A small, white rat has found some crackers. Mm...delicious buttery, crunchy goodness.]

[wanderer_jack]

[Jack focuses in the relative darkness of the kitchen, finally catching the outline of the rat in the edge of the refrigerator light.] Hello there, little one. How did you manage to get into here?

[iwillcutjoo]

[Oh, what a polite person! And here he was, eating this nice man's food, how rude of him. He put down the cracker, wiped his mouth clean, and sat right up.]

Hello, good sir. I'm not quite sure how I managed to arrive here, but I do so sincerely apologize for partaking of your food without permission.