OOC: Just because I forgot Icha Icha in my tent...
Hmm, yes, I seem to be doing this long after everyone else has (shut up, Lee), but...
1 - Sakura
2 - Asuma
3 - Kurenai
4 - Anko
5 - Lee
6 - Gai
7 - Rin
8 - Naruto
9 - Chouji
10 - Tenzou Yamato
11 - Neji
12 - Shizune
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Gai/Neji.
...
*something remarkably like fear passes briefly over his face before moving on*
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Anko? Well, she's certainly attractive at first glance...
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Shizune got Naruto pregnant? Then I'd be even more amazed at her medical skills. That would be...unusual.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Chouji...no, unfortunately.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Asuma and Gai.
...
*visible twitch*
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Lee/Chouji or Lee/Yamato? Both would make me vomit the same amount, so neither, thanks.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Rin walked in on Asuma and Shizune...First off, Asuma would be very fortunate that it was Rin and not me. I could see her bolting in the other direction as fast as possible.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Kurenai/Yamato. *scratches head* I'm more of a reader than a writer, but... *thinks* How about...'Filling in for Asuma, Yamato tags along with Kurenai during a field mission. When old demons from his past reappear, Kurenai begins to question where he stands, and ultimately learns more about him than she expected.'
.......
Like I said, I'm a reader.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Sakura/Naruto? Yes, I'm fully aware that there has been, is, and always will be. *has witnessed it firsthand XD*
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Rin/Shizune? I'll pass.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Anko and Sakura...? Again, shall pass.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Rin slash? There's a good chance of that, unfortunately.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Kurenai het; most likely.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Neji? I've heard so.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Asuma/Anko/Lee. -_-;; I would hope not, but probably.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Yamato...I can easily imagine a number of things, most of which I wouldn't care to repeat...
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
For Naruto..."How to Save a Life" by the Fray.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Sakura/Gai/Shizune? Well, I would never write it, but if someone else did, I imagine the warnings would be something along the lines of pedophilia, disturbing images, and mental scarring and I don't want to endanger my relationship with my apprentice by thinking about such things, so I'll pass again.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Asuma to use on Yamato? Considering the circumstances, one would think Asuma would be too drunk to speak.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Lee? Oh, jeez...let's see...it wasn't about him, per say, but he was in it. It was a short one-shot about how he and Sakura were on a date of some kind, and I happened to be nearby and witnessed it. I immediately became overprotective when they decided to be friendlier than I liked. It was...cute. And true. Stay away from her, Lee.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Gai--I really, really wouldn't know, and I really, really don't want to.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Neji nail Chouji? Ah, that's not something I'd like to think about, but I suppose alcohol can make many things possible...
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Kurenai and Rin. *blank stare, blinks, then goes on to next question*
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Sakura and Chouji are in a happy relationship until Chouji suddenly runs off with Anko. Sakura, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Neji and a brief unhappy affair with Shizune, then follows the wise advice of Lee and finds true love with Kurenai."
Dammit, and at first I thought we'd get through this without any slash. Title? Don't want to think about the circumstances long enough to come up with something. Three people who might read it? Ah... *glances at Shino* ...not sure. Who would write it? A number of people, I'm sure...
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Rin/Naruto? I'd wonder what the hell I did to her in the past.
1 - Sakura
2 - Asuma
3 - Kurenai
4 - Anko
5 - Lee
6 - Gai
7 - Rin
8 - Naruto
9 - Chouji
10 - Tenzou Yamato
11 - Neji
12 - Shizune
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Gai/Neji.
...
*something remarkably like fear passes briefly over his face before moving on*
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Anko? Well, she's certainly attractive at first glance...
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Shizune got Naruto pregnant? Then I'd be even more amazed at her medical skills. That would be...unusual.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Chouji...no, unfortunately.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Asuma and Gai.
...
*visible twitch*
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Lee/Chouji or Lee/Yamato? Both would make me vomit the same amount, so neither, thanks.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Rin walked in on Asuma and Shizune...First off, Asuma would be very fortunate that it was Rin and not me. I could see her bolting in the other direction as fast as possible.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Kurenai/Yamato. *scratches head* I'm more of a reader than a writer, but... *thinks* How about...'Filling in for Asuma, Yamato tags along with Kurenai during a field mission. When old demons from his past reappear, Kurenai begins to question where he stands, and ultimately learns more about him than she expected.'
.......
Like I said, I'm a reader.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Sakura/Naruto? Yes, I'm fully aware that there has been, is, and always will be. *has witnessed it firsthand XD*
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Rin/Shizune? I'll pass.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Anko and Sakura...? Again, shall pass.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Rin slash? There's a good chance of that, unfortunately.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Kurenai het; most likely.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Neji? I've heard so.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Asuma/Anko/Lee. -_-;; I would hope not, but probably.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Yamato...I can easily imagine a number of things, most of which I wouldn't care to repeat...
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
For Naruto..."How to Save a Life" by the Fray.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Sakura/Gai/Shizune? Well, I would never write it, but if someone else did, I imagine the warnings would be something along the lines of pedophilia, disturbing images, and mental scarring and I don't want to endanger my relationship with my apprentice by thinking about such things, so I'll pass again.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Asuma to use on Yamato? Considering the circumstances, one would think Asuma would be too drunk to speak.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Lee? Oh, jeez...let's see...it wasn't about him, per say, but he was in it. It was a short one-shot about how he and Sakura were on a date of some kind, and I happened to be nearby and witnessed it. I immediately became overprotective when they decided to be friendlier than I liked. It was...cute. And true. Stay away from her, Lee.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Gai--I really, really wouldn't know, and I really, really don't want to.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Neji nail Chouji? Ah, that's not something I'd like to think about, but I suppose alcohol can make many things possible...
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Kurenai and Rin. *blank stare, blinks, then goes on to next question*
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Sakura and Chouji are in a happy relationship until Chouji suddenly runs off with Anko. Sakura, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Neji and a brief unhappy affair with Shizune, then follows the wise advice of Lee and finds true love with Kurenai."
Dammit, and at first I thought we'd get through this without any slash. Title? Don't want to think about the circumstances long enough to come up with something. Three people who might read it? Ah... *glances at Shino* ...not sure. Who would write it? A number of people, I'm sure...
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Rin/Naruto? I'd wonder what the hell I did to her in the past.