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Since I suck at html coding and haven't a clue how to reference it, here's an ugly link to some FUNNY STUFF

You gotta see some of these. THe article was "what is the funniest thing you've yelled/said during sex?"

The place for FUCKING CHILDISH DRAMA AND SURVEYS OUT THE ASSAnd here I thought it was just a place for people to go and share their thoughts about the world, their personal lives, and other randome things ( Read more... )

Okay, so I'm finding interesting quotes every day, and I'm using it for my away message on Trillian. Today I found one I think that tops the cake of all time. Mostly because of who said it. Ryan, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS SHIT! FAT SHEIK BABY!!!

"You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island." -Ron Jeremy

I just learned that if aliens own a business, they are not eligible to recieve a business loan...

Things you learn when you live with a business lending consultant.

Ever had a friend that you REALLY wanted to talk to and you try and get in touch with them, and no matter how many messages you leave they don't return the calls, emails, messager messages? So what do you do? Think, well fuck they hate me now and I don't know why. Or think Fuck em, they must not have been a friend afterall. Or what ( Read more... )

So, all is great. WOHOO!!! I'm living on a buddy's couch for a while. He's fighting to pay his bills, I may be able to help, and it's closer to my work. So it may be good for both of us. When he fucks up again, I can kick him in the balls and we go on ( Read more... )

So...we went to DragonCon this weekend. It's become our usual Labor Day holiday event. A lot of my crew works staff/security for me on what is known as the Walk of Fame. This is where all the celebs come in and sit all weekend and sign autographs. It's a lot of fun, we get to hang out with a lot of famous people and we have a blast ( Read more... )

Well, I took this cool quiz and it gave me a pirate name of Iron Jack Flint. I liked it ( Read more... )