YOU received "the Letter" from the library, didn't you? The "Why the fuck haven't you returned those books that you took out two years ago when you were a fresh and fluffy first year (alliteration is awesome)?" Yep... I've had a couple of those.
See, the Library Mafia had an order out to get me whacked, but I went to the Don and he found a second-hand copy of "Stress Waves in Solids", that terrible book that almost prompted a gang war, and with a small cash gift and a grovelling apology, we made and kept our peace.
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Evil librarians.
They're evil... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-vil.
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*Godfather music plays in background*
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