A bionic Jai... well, that's almost to frightening to think about. But if you do develop the ability to shoot laser beams from your eye, just imagine the things you could have done or could get.
**Jai in Neiman Marcus with artfully placed eye patch** J: I want that Prada hangbag, Hermes scarf and that mannequin. Sales person: That will be $20,000. **Jai slowly removes eyepatch** J: Oh, reaaaaaaaaaaly?
Or in another instance, simply replaced "Neiman Marcus" with "Candy store" and the items to chocolate, sugar and the cash register.
I really don't know. Finding out would have required some kind of extraneous communication with the specialist, who spoke as if a puppy was slaughtered every time he articulated one word.
This ulcer eye thing sounds bad. Much worse than your making it out to be. I'm getting toally grossed out just thinking about it. Do you mind if I not see you until this thing goes away? You know, becasue I might throw up on you or something.
Something completely unrelated!: Physics society wants to contact you but you seem to be uncontactable. Can you give me some math society contact info??
I got the note Melissa left me but I don't want to speak to her until we've managed to have an executive meeting, which has not occurred because I've been a pirate, my sports rep has had food poisoning, my special events coordinator has been nursing my sports rep, my vice president has been working and my treasurer has been dead (she got better).
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But if you do develop the ability to shoot laser beams from your eye, just imagine the things you could have done or could get.
**Jai in Neiman Marcus with artfully placed eye patch**
J: I want that Prada hangbag, Hermes scarf and that mannequin.
Sales person: That will be $20,000.
**Jai slowly removes eyepatch**
J: Oh, reaaaaaaaaaaly?
Or in another instance, simply replaced "Neiman Marcus" with "Candy store" and the items to chocolate, sugar and the cash register.
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Also, CANDY!
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How does one develop an ulcer on one's eye anyway? Anytime someone bleeds into something else, it sounds painful.
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Stop being silly or I'll zap you with my new bionic laser eye.
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Physics society wants to contact you but you seem to be uncontactable. Can you give me some math society contact info??
Poor eye :(
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I got the note Melissa left me but I don't want to speak to her until we've managed to have an executive meeting, which has not occurred because I've been a pirate, my sports rep has had food poisoning, my special events coordinator has been nursing my sports rep, my vice president has been working and my treasurer has been dead (she got better).
So yes. Mixer!
(official society address is msclub@math.mun.ca)
All the spammers have it already, so it's fine.
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