Cut out her tongue stuck her in a tree stuffed sticks in her hand stumps oh ew.

Also, lots of gratuitous incest.

So, I just watched "Titus", obviously.

And the Goths are all Welsh, interestingly enough.

So I am back! In my twenty four hours of being home, I have been insanely productive ( Read more... )

Sigh. I should really actually be getting some sleep;

I escaped from the Dungeon of Wandering Lemma!

I killed Storm Petrel the kobold, Erainya the leprechaun and Dromelettes the leprechaun.

I looted the Sword of Ballet, the Axe of Halter Tops, the Axe of Easter Island, the Sword of Temeraire, the Wand of House, the Dagger of Sweaters, the Sword of ( Read more... )

have finished packing stop
leaving for montreal stop
expect me when you see me stop
or come bail me out stop

Last night my mom and I mainlined six hours of Jane Austen. That's the good shit, y'know. :D

In Jai's head, a little announcer voice begins shouting ( Read more... )

Oh, hockey.

Hockey player reactions: there's celebratory spitting and there's dejected spitting.

Those reactions look completely the same, yo.

You crazy, crazy sport. Don't ever change. (Except if you let Edmonton get to the final of a Stanley Cup playoff again, don't let them suck so badly, 'kay? Your attention in this matter is kindly

That sucks. Kristin gets to be "visually addictive".

Jeanette --

[noun]:

A person who makes a living suing celebrities

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Maybe at least they're paternity suits, so at least I'm having some fun.

Well, meine charming Schwester and I are back. The trip involved ( Read more... )

So word on the street is that some ho has a birthday today.

Happy 21st, Kirb. You be legal everywhere.