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Damn! Kerry was pissed! He really ripped McCain a new one.
"You don't decide who is a patriot!"
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Excellent job, President Clinton. Way to knock it out of the park.
I especially liked him pointing out that sixteen years ago, people were saying that he was young and inexperienced too. :) -
Regarding the roll call...
Nicely done, Senator Clinton. Nicely done. :) -
A little gem from Fark.com...
Some news articles are so perfect, I have to wonder if they were staged just for my amusement.
From the end of the article:
One passenger told Bavarian Radio: "It was a hell of a scene. One of them was lashing out with a vodka bottle after being refused more booze and the other went to the emergency exit yelling: 'I want some fresh air.'"You just ( Read more... ) -
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Word of advice to all the young people that might be reading this journal:
While shaving in the shower, if you lose your grip on your Mach 3 razor, let it go! You'll be able to retrieve it from the floor fairly quickly and you won't have to apply pressure to halt the blood flowing out of your hand after cleaning the flap of skin out from between ( Read more... ) -
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Joel Schumacher's take on The Phantom of the Opera was so bad that I actually feel nauseous.
Gaston Leroux would pimp-slap that bitch. -
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Back off, science fiction! Behold science fact!
Some of the coolest goddamn creatures you will ever see on this planet. (Sonofabitch wouldn't embed properly.)
Our imaginations cannot hold a candle to what the natural world is capable of producing all on its own. -
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And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I read Fark.com:
Cyclometh: There's enough sock puppets in this thread to put on a production of the Muppet Show.
BMulligan: The difference is that Kermit, Beaker, and the Swedish Chef never engaged in a public circle jerk.
Im_Gumby: But Gonzo's nose was intelligently designed to hit a chicken's g-spot ( Read more... ) -
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Jesus god Almighty!
My father buys crap beer.
Never buy Miller High Life. It has a distinct aftertaste of spoiled milk.
Do they make this shit with rat semen? -
Books to read...
Infidel, Darwin's Dangerous Idea, A Devil's Chaplain, River Out of Eden, Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!, and, my favorite due to just the name alone, Sodomy and the Pirate TraditionFucking Christ on a 'Nilla Wafer...I have a shitload of stuff to read ( Read more... )