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[wankersometimes]

Centrifuge is on and it looks like I've got a few hours to kill while the computer runs tests on that sample...

God this is boring wallpaper.  I bet Tosh put this on.  Tosh or Ianto.  It's just that boring.  Don't believe me?  Let's take a poll, City.

Which desktop wallpaper would you rather have;  this?

Or this?

S'what I thought.  Could use less

Comments

[horrible_phd]

You know--knew--whichever it happens to be considering the current condition of spacetime--Tosh?

[wankersometimes]

I know her.

[horrible_phd]

I didn't think she was boring. She had a robot.

[wankersometimes]

You've never heard her go on about particles, obviously.

[king_coffee]

It is the default setting, and has been there far longer than Tosh and I were at Torchwood.

Plus I think people would find this much funnier.

[wankersometimes]

Not funny. Arousing.

I bet you have that as your wallpaper too, you sick pervert.

[king_coffee]

Oh, I never realised that you had the terms hilarious and arousing confused. You should fix that otherwise you might get into a sticky situation or something.

Actually, mine is this.

[wankersometimes]

UGH put it away! Like I don't see that enough times a day already.

[handsomejack]

I'd say something but I think I'll just sit back and let Gwen handle this.

[wankersometimes]

Like she handles young birds infected with an alien sex parasite?

[handsomejack]

I seem to remember her manner of dealing with wankers is a bit different.

[wankersometimes]

But still entertaining?

[protect_them]

OI! Take it down!

[wankersometimes]

Should've erased the CCTV if you didn't want it seen.

[protect_them]

I don't sneak like that!

Take. It. Down.

[wankersometimes]

Mmmmm, no.

Sorry luv, but I really like this wallpaper.

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[tothelibrary]

1) ...Is that Gwen? I'm not asking, and also, ew and that's kind of... privacy invade-y. 2) You know Tosh?

...Wait. You're Owen, right?

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[wankersometimes]

If you're not asking, why mention it?

And yeah. To all of it.

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[tothelibrary]

...Momentary shock?

Oh. It's... nice to meet you. That sounded less enthusiastic than I meant it, but... Hi.

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[wankersometimes]

Yeah? Why's it nice to meet me?