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[wankersometimes]

I thought these curse things were only supposed to last one day.  This is a curse right?  You haven't all just gone bonkers and decided to put on clown suits and lock people in cages?

Right.  Anyone who isn't bonkers know where I can get some medical supplies and a nice set of scalpels?  No offense Ianto, but the ones you've got now are shit.  Nice

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[king_coffee]

I don't know who told you they lasted only a day, but some last longer sometimes.

Lack of usual supplier, so I got the scalpels that basically looked the same. And the AED was Kyle's idea.

Torchwood Filter

...do you have a spare week or so to listen?

[wankersometimes]

Someone sent me a flippin' guide, like this was a three star resort or something.

Yeah well we're going shopping for ones that look like they'll actually cut something. And have you managed to teach Jack how to use it yet?

Torchwood Filter

That bad?

[king_coffee]

Well it's a rough guide. And curses aren't exactly run by clockwork.

'We' are going shopping? Do you need me to hold your hand or something? We were under the impression it's automated.

Torchwood Filter

Well, out of all of us, I've been the least injured, with only two major incidents, but the others? You'll be there a while.

[wankersometimes]

By "we" I mean "you" since you're the fetch and carry around here. And I don't have any play money.

It's automated. That doesn't mean you don't have to know how and where to attach the electrodes and when to do CPR inbetween.

Torchwood Filter

Right. Just send me the damn files. Jack can pay me for extra reading.

[worksmart]

You have a home defibrillator.

I'd expect medical supplies and scalpels to be on hand at the hospital. Your obtaining them, on the other hand, might require, oh I don't know, being a doctor, and actually working there.

[wankersometimes]

Nice of you to keep up, Sunshine. I bet nothing gets past you.

[worksmart]

If you're going to write a post making yourself sound like a hypochondriac or really enthusiastic first-aider, expect to be treated like one. Sunshine.

Most doctors look for jobs before they look for supplies.

[wankersometimes]

Thanks but I already have a job.

And I don't do civilians.

[deadlyhealing]

You may find that this shop here* carries the supplies you need.

((ooc: *insert name of a store in the upper levels of the Underground.))

[wankersometimes]

Good. I'm not working with crummy equipment.

[deadlyhealing]

Of course not. They are more than satisfactory or I would not use them myself.

[wankersometimes]

Just how many doctors are there in this place anyway?

same encryption

[protect_them]

Oh, now, you're going to be unhappy if you ask for that.

same encryption

[wankersometimes]

Because you've been a very bad girl, Gwen Cooper?

same encryption

[protect_them]

I've been busy, Owen Harper.

same encryption

[wankersometimes]

Which is no excuse for getting yourself sliced to bits when I'm not around to stitch you up properly.

[cry_reaper]

Gods, it had better be only a few days. I don't think there are enough diversions in the world to make me forget this if it lasts much longer.

[wankersometimes]

Well now you've just jinxed us with a worse diversion. Bravo. Well done.

[cry_reaper]

You don't really believe in jinxes and the like, do you? You're a man of science...presumably.

[wankersometimes]

Yeah well science sure didn't dump me in this place. More like extreme bad luck.