This poem is meant to be read aloud with a Cockney English accent

[wannaseeerin]

Little Piggy Sitting On His Barstool Ain’t Never Gonna Know

Homogenization pasteurization

Retroactive reparations

Get your hair did like Sarah Palin

Fumigation inhalation

Lie through your smile like Kato Kaelin

Automated fornication

All the jailbait the jailer’s railing

Then the Connecticut people come walking in

talking about Connecticut things

flailing

Comments

[anonymous]

This poem is meant to be read aloud like the Beastie Boys