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[want_a_vacation]

*Today, the people of Mayfield can find Allen sitting out at the edge the lake, holding onto a fishing rod with his line dangling in the water. Every now and then, he'll reel something in, usually a piece of wood or something similar, though occasionally he'll catch a small fish, only to unhook it and throw it back, before casting out again in a

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[shoeofbaileys]

[Hello Allen.

There's a freaky, horrible green skinned fish man behind you. Right now, he's just watching. About a hair's breath away from behind you. Before, ultimately, he feels he just has to break the silence.]

What you doin', motherlicker?

This is wonderful XD

[want_a_vacation]

*He jumps at hearing the voice so close to him and turns around...only to promptly 'gah' loudly and fall into the lake when he sees the THING behind him. He goes under for a second before splashing back to the surface and sputtering.* Wh-what-gack! Yuck!

[shoeofbaileys]

[Old Gregg is confused by your reaction, little man.]

What, you never swim in no lake before? What's wrong with you stringbean, hmm?

[want_a_vacation]

*He manages to spit out the rest of the water, still considerably freaked out.* I wasn't planning on swimming! And what are you?!

[shoeofbaileys]

I'M OLD GREGG!!

[want_a_vacation]

*And back under he goes, surfacing a bit further away with much splashing.* What the heck-that-WHAT?

[shoeofbaileys]

What, you ain't ever heard of a name? I'm Old Gregg. That's who I am.

[want_a_vacation]

That's not what I-ugh, never mind. Why did you sneak up on me like that?! Sheesh...

[shoeofbaileys]

Old Gregg ain't no sneak. He was just watchin'. You spreadin' old slander about Old Gregg, hmm? Thinking about tellin' some lies?

[want_a_vacation]

It's not lies! You snuck up behind me while I was fishing!

[shoeofbaileys]

Well...

You suck at fishin'. Throwin' away everythin' you catch.

[want_a_vacation]

I'm not fishing to keep them, there's nothing here big enough for that. *The shock seems to be wearing down to annoyance and he swims to the edge of the lake, well away from Old Gregg.*

[shoeofbaileys]

Then why bother fishin?

[Circling around to keep near you, Allen.]

[want_a_vacation]

*Swimming around to keep his distance.* It's supposed to be relaxing.

[shoeofbaileys]

Relaxin'?

Old Gregg knows all kinds of relaxing things, yes sir.

[want_a_vacation]

I'm not sure I want to know...