My party last night...hmm...what can be said? Well, I apologise to Amy and Lisa for being passed out this morning (but I didn't sleep 'til half 4 so I have an excuse!), and also I feel perhaps I should apologise for Ben - especially to Amy and Lisa ( Read more... )

Hello again, I am back, and I'm sure you will all be rejoicing in my return. Oh yea ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATTY BABY!!!!!

That having been said - Amy's here a lot lately...reckon she likes the service...and the thing where my mum will order Indian take-out at half 11 at night. That and she can smoke freely here - bah humbug - she's now being shrill and saying something about people caring...yes dear...

Nothing exciting going on - went to ( Read more... )

I'm taking these pills - what for is besides the point - but the side effects. Okay, okay, nausea, vomiting, just like all the other tablets but these ones have one I've never seen before. A change in sex drive. So, if I succumb to this side-effect I'm either gonna have, like, no sex drive (...which, in fairness, is probably a good thing where I'm ( Read more... )

Just been to check out a campsite with my mum and Shaun (Shaun's camping this weekend - I might go with, if I can - I love to camp!). Anyway, it's pretty cool and local and there's an actual bucket to piss in (I was impressed ( Read more... )

If you go to google, type 'French military victories' and press 'I'm feeling lucky', it comes up saying "did you mean 'french military defeats ( Read more... )

I get asked - how's life at the moment?

Well, I'm single, broke and unemployed.

It's fuckin' brilliant.

I mean that in all sincerity.

Also seem to be the only person actually loving the weather at the moment - I have tan lines! Success!

Now, I'm not one to be moved by poetry - I mostly mock it - but this really moves me;

( “Beautiful )

x means yes ( Read more... )

When did I last update properly ( Read more... )

Simon Siegbert Wertheimer, 27th September 1931 - 4th July 2005, you will be greatly missed, and you touched the lives of so many, but in losing a great man, we have gained a greater angel. x x x