i am melting, and no one even had to pour water on me.

i hung out with kids i never would have expected to see outside of school. i heart dorks. having a barbecue, then a mini golf tournament, and a bonfire of AP english. and the phrase "i forgot to wear my spelunkering shoes" who says that? and ryan byrne wearing a watermelon hat. and sticky hand fights on the front lawn. good day.

so i dont think im allowed to go out ever again. yeah like hell they're going to stick to that. weirdest night ever. i heart boys that hold my hair and carry me down stairs when i am completely incapable of doing either thing by myself. i have so many random bruises on my body and zero recollection of how most of them got there.

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kristin sedrick oh how i love thee. you are forever my senie. we met in sophomore year and at first i was intimidated but then i realized we were the same person. we bonded over our common love of jenna sarna. and asking people terribly awkward questions about their sex lives. we are scheduled to play a mad game of skipbo still. it makes me sad to ( Read more... )

thank god summer is practically here.

my cousin got married on friday and im in love with his best man. he was adorable and kept getting girly drinks for me. what a guy.

and happy effing birthday to ashley ''my soulmate'' pastore.

so yesterday was the wedding rehearsal. my dad and i got there pretty early so we were walking around the church. yeah i definitely tried on the priest's vestements, and let me say, i looked pretty damn hot.

prom

beauty queen hair. high heels. flowers. hot pictures. mr keane. terrible food. alyssa ahern fucking the floor. danced until covered in sweat. joel. pumped gas at the 7-11. competitive DDR. a house that costs more than my life. john and adrian fighting=hotness and rug burns. rain and swings. coll's hoop skirt taking over the world. spray cheese ( Read more... )

so we are learning about racial tensions in the south and mr barry says "come on, lets learn about what we did to keep our brothas down."

then later that class nick kinsella says "the only reason i know about jackie robinson is because of that simon and garfunkel song. you know the one that goes here's to you jackie robinson."

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no more mod O for the rest of the year. joel just let us leave and we went to a park and swung on some swings thanks to kevi.

no more job.

no more freshman acting like badasses during lunch. they are now exactly what they should have been all year: too afraid to do anything for fear of bitchy girls doing something right back.

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reasons why me and coll are amazing

• go to a scary movie thinking we are independent girls and fully capable of not getting scared. yeah we cuddled for 90 minutes. what now bitches?
• see a racoon on the street. dont swerve. r.i.p little racoon.
• drove past a pole with a sheet hanging on it. looked like a person. started to scream like no other. and ( Read more... )