who lives in a pineapple under my shoe.

[wantedcriminal]

mom: phones for you.
me: hello?
person: hi, I'm asking about the full body inspection.
me: the what now?
person: full body inspection.
me: who is this?
person: b-bob.
me: Do I know you..?
person: No. So about the full body inspection..
me: I know you're getting kicks out of this. I can hear laughing in the background.
person: I'm not laughing. So

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[tequito]

BAHAHAHAHHAAH THEY GOT YOU GOOOD

[singsingagain]

That is absolutely hilarious. You should hunt them down and pull their hair.

[wantedcriminal]

oh I intend to. :)